HERE IS OUR NEW DISCUSSION TOPIC:

IF AN H ROCCO FALLS IN THE WOODS, WILL HE MAKE A SOUND?

Discuss.

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Originally posted by JJH:
If Chris Kinsinger leaves PA at 1:30pm on a train going 55mph and H Rocco leaves FL at 12noon on a train going 34mph, where will they collide?

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Probably right here, on this board.

Also, H Rocco wouldn't make a sound if he was on Phobos, one Mars' two moons (considering he claims to have been to Mars, this isn't too much of a stretch) but he would have to bring the forrest with him.

NP: Toy Story 2, Randy Newman

Joan: That once again reminds me of the shock I had when I saw an excerpt of a Serbian propaganda video two years ago in the news, and it was accompanied by the Imperial March.

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Originally posted by John Dunham:
Anyway, armed with their newfound intelligence, they will procede to attack the planet.

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But we do have Jeff Goldblum with a PowerBook and a virus ready, don't we? Don't we?

JJH, you are incorrigible.

I love it!

Um...every time I have taken a train, I have noted that I am moving MUCH FASTER than the automobile traffic.

Therefore, I find your proposal to be flawed. Passenger trains do not travel under 70 MPH.

Also therefore, as I have completed my calculations despite your mathematical errors, Rocco & I would most assuredly collide in Atlanta, Georgia, just outside the home of Ted Turner.

NP: Rudy Jerry Somebody...Rocco told me but I forgot.

Interesting that the mysterious H himself doesn't say a word about this. Government secret? Dubious unknown military plans?

Actually, I even faintly remember that D2 once mentioned this guy's name. Wasn't it "Who"? Weird name. Does the World Health Organisation have a film scoring department? Maybe the whole thing is another factory, like MediaVentures.

NP: The Saint, Revell

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Originally posted by Nicolai P. Zwar:
Hey, how about switching to a meaningful subject for a change? How about windmills?

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Wow, Nicolai, I haven't had a Windmill in years! They were one of my favorites as a small child. While other kids were busy eating their super-frosted sugar-laden discs of dough, I was enjoying my Windmills. Okay, so it's not like they were very much healthier than other cookies, but they were just as delicious as those chocolate ring cookies everybody ate around their fingers.

I'm going to have to go to Pik-Kwik tomorrow and get a bag. Thanks for refreshing my memory!

James
NP - "The Windmill" from Sleepy Hollow

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Originally posted by Marian Schedenig:
Lost your voice? (Or rather, your fingers, except if you write your posts using voice recognition software)

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No.
I noticed you can't make additional lines by typing enter repeatedly; it automatically deletes all but two of them. I wanted to see if it could be done by putting assorted spaces on those lines.










NP: White Fang 2 Suite, Debney

1) Clean Litterboxes frequently, or find Interesting Prizes on your rug;

2) Serve premium Food to your Ruling Feline(s), up to and including whatever you have prepared for yourself at any given meal;

3) Provide quality Scritching and Petting whenever your Ruling Feline(s) require it;

4) Provide Comfort and Alternative Thrones whenever you have to employ that nasty old vacuum cleaner;

5) Learn to sleep while occupying 57% less space on your bed, in order to accomodate your Ruling Feline(s).

Being owned by an understanding cat can be very rewarding! Some humans have gone on to be Architects, Musicians, Computer Programmers, Educators, and even Civil Servants, while still beholden to one or more cats. I myself had a job once!

Good luck, Marian!