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Chris Kinsinger
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SHOULDN'T WE BE ON PAGE 7 BY NOW?
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posted 07-26-2000 01:12 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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SHOULDN'T WE BE ON PAGE 7 BY NOW?
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posted 07-26-2000 01:13 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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SHOULDN'T WE BE ON PAGE 7 BY NOW?
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posted 07-26-2000 01:14 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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SHOULDN'T WE BE ON PAGE 7 BY NOW?
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posted 07-26-2000 01:16 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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SHOULDN'T WE BE ON PAGE 7 BY NOW?
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posted 07-26-2000 01:17 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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IS THIS OBSSESSIVE BEHAVIOR?
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posted 07-26-2000 01:19 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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AM I BEING COMPULSIVE?
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posted 07-26-2000 01:20 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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PAGE SEVEN!!!!! YES! 
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posted 07-26-2000 01:22 PM PT (US) ip
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Marian Schedenig
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Great job, Chris. May I present you the honorary award for great services at the MM message board (I hope PeterK doesn't mind  )? Keep up the good work!BTW, does anybody know how many posts in a single thread the "Ultimate Bulletin Board" engine can take? And what happens then? We wouldn't want this board to end up like the "other One" did, right? NP: Mulan (Promo)
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posted 07-26-2000 02:33 PM PT (US) ip
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joan hue
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Can't imagine why this thread is called ? for PETER K. Sounds more like postcards
from our local "sighkeyattrick" wards.
"OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE," Chris? Nah, but tell me where to send the meds.NP Toy Story II [This message has been edited by joan hue (edited 26 July 2000).]
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posted 07-26-2000 02:55 PM PT (US) ip
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James
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I should have known, Mark! Nah, it's my fault I didn't catch on. Don't worry about that.James
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posted 07-26-2000 10:49 PM PT (US) ip
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Thor
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Page seven.
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posted 07-27-2000 09:13 AM PT (US) ip
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Crono/Kyp
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP hehehehehehe Page 7! --Kyp NP: Chrono Cross OST: Disk 3 [This message has been edited by PeterK (edited 27 July 2000).]
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posted 07-27-2000 09:56 AM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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Thanks, Crono. Now we are in W I D E S C R E E N !
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posted 07-27-2000 05:48 PM PT (US) ip
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Al
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!Just shaddup, you toothpick activists! (I apologize. This is aimed to noone in particular. It's just a spontaneous rant that needed to be set free.)
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posted 07-27-2000 10:39 PM PT (US) ip
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Marian Schedenig
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quote:
Originally posted by Thor:
Page seven.
You're sure?
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posted 07-28-2000 06:56 AM PT (US) ip
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Todd Reifinger
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Are any of you aware that you can't type the word "p e n i s" on this message board?I hate censorship! But at least I can still *flap* at Mr. Kinsinger.
[This message has been edited by Todd Reifinger (edited 28 July 2000).]
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posted 07-28-2000 08:34 AM PT (US) ip
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H Rocco
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I've been surprised what you can and can't say on the board. But there are SUCH creative ways of getting around the f*cking problem.
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posted 07-28-2000 08:43 AM PT (US) ip
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Marian Schedenig
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a *****?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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posted 07-28-2000 10:04 AM PT (US) ip
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Todd Reifinger
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Well, I just found out that "v a g i n a" doesn't work, either.[This message has been edited by Todd Reifinger (edited 28 July 2000).]
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posted 07-28-2000 06:38 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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DO-DO. POOP. POOPY. POO-POO. PEE. PEE-PEE. What's the problem fellas?
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posted 07-28-2000 06:45 PM PT (US) ip
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Mark Olivarez
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Oh boy............................
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posted 07-28-2000 08:33 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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OH GIRL!
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posted 07-28-2000 08:54 PM PT (US) ip
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James
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I will post no more Lewis Carroll here. You have all gone so far beneath him it's not even funny.You all have NO idea how to get around the censorship "problem," if it is that. You swyving curpins! You infandous foutra! You golter-yeded gawpsheets! You uzzards! Worms in your marrow! Culch! "See here, you slack-salted transubstantiated interdigital germarium, you rantipole sacrosciatic rock-barnacle you, if you give me any of your caorantipolene paragastrular megalopteric jacitation, I'll make a lamellibranchiate gymnomixine parabolic lepidopteroid out of you! What diacritical right has a binominal oxypendactile advoutrous holoblastic rhizopod like you got with your trinoctial ustilaginous Westphalian holocaust blocking up the teleostean way for, anyway! If you give me any more of your lunarian, snortomaniac hyperbolic pylorectomy, I'll skive you into a megalopteric diatomeriferous auxospore! You queasy Zoroastrian son of a helicopteric hypotrachelium, you, shut your logarithmic epicycloidal mouth! You let this monopolitan macrocosmic helciform procession go by and wait right here in the anagological street. And no more of your hedonistic primordial supervirescence, you rectangular quillet-eating, vice-presidential amoeboid, either!" - Gelett Burgess, from Find the Woman -
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posted 07-28-2000 09:05 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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Well James...I have had business cards printed, and I am selling them to individuals such as you!
Here is what is printed on them:Dear Sir, YOU are without any doubt a rogue, a rascal, a thief, a villian, a scoundrel, AND a mean, dirty, stinking, snivelling, sneaking, pimping, pocket-picking, TWICE Double-damned, NO-GOOD SON-OF-A-BITCH! And then you sign your name here on this line. How many would you like to order?
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posted 07-28-2000 09:15 PM PT (US) ip
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Al
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Hey now... he's not dirty.
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posted 07-28-2000 09:32 PM PT (US) ip
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H Rocco
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Have you met him?(I'M KIDDING, CAPTAIN!)
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posted 07-28-2000 10:33 PM PT (US) ip
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Marian Schedenig
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I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of dingleberries!
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posted 07-29-2000 09:04 AM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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Dingleberries, eh?I believe it's about time for me to begin whining about PAGE 8!
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posted 07-29-2000 10:01 AM PT (US) ip
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Mark Olivarez
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Coming shortly: PAGE 8, you've wanted it, you've asked for it. It's coming!!!!
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posted 07-29-2000 11:36 AM PT (US) ip
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H Rocco
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ELDERBERRIES, Marian, ELDERBERRIES ... though "dingleberries" is more insulting ...I'm less interested in page count than in message count. We're within bullhorn distance of 300 now ... I just wish we could think of more interesting stuff to be saying ... the best of the longest threads are usually on some kind of bizarre, unexpected tangent. Let's have a fight, people! NP: THE WHISPERERS (John Barry)
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posted 07-29-2000 01:23 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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Ya' know Rocco, I've never had the balls to tell you this, but if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!
Japanese movies suck.
They just do, that's all, and if ya' wanna make somethin' of it, you know where to find me.
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posted 07-29-2000 03:41 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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...and don't even mention that Ifukube guy or I'll laugh right out loud.
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posted 07-29-2000 03:43 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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Ya' wanna piece'a me?
YA' WANNA PIECE'A ME?Well come ahead...yer always yappin' about how bad and mean you are, killin' little puppy dogs and such. Here's yer chance to PROVEit!
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posted 07-29-2000 03:45 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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WHERE'S PAGE 8, DAMMIT!!!
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posted 07-29-2000 03:47 PM PT (US) ip
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Jack
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And so the Saga continues....NW-Some Dog Show
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posted 07-29-2000 06:58 PM PT (US) ip
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Jack
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So how many pages are we going for?NW-Some Dog Show
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posted 07-29-2000 07:02 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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(Swing! CRACK!!! THUD!)Kinsinger misses Rocco, and lands his now famous "Widow Maker" Roundhouse Slam right in Jack's kisser! "Ya' shunta' got between me an' Rocco, man!" NW: Jack's TV is still on that Dog Show. There are beautifully-groomed dogs on leashes, looking embarrassed. In the background is a pack of street dogs pointing and laughing.
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posted 07-29-2000 07:16 PM PT (US) ip
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JJH
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is Triumph at that show?(anyone else see that skit last year on Conan?)
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posted 07-29-2000 09:21 PM PT (US) ip
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JJH
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Paging Page Eight....
Paging Page Eight....{cheesy elevator music in the background: alto sax + oboe rendition of Limp Bizkit's MI:2 title song}
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posted 07-29-2000 09:25 PM PT (US) ip
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