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Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on
And Mozart don't go shopping no more
You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again
And Elgar doesn't answer the door
Shubert and Chopin used to chuckle and laugh
Whilst composing a long symphony
But one hundred and fifty years later
There's very little of them left to see

They're decomposing composers
There's nothing much anyone can do
You can still hear Beethoven
But Beethoven cannot hear you

Handel and Hayden and Rachmaninoff
Enjoyed a nice drink with their meal
But now-a-days no one will serve them
And their gravy is left to congeal
Verdi and Wagner delighted the crowds
With their highly original sound
The pianos they played are still working
But they're both six feet under ground

They're decomposing composers
There's less of them every year
You can say what you like to Debussy
But there's not much of him left to hear

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Let's see... this week we've had Jeff Johns make a 180 degree turn and actually make good on some of his deals he made... dantoris finally answered the calls and (almost) rounded up all of his personalities into one basket... vulcantouch refuses to take his banning from this board like a man... and, as this thread proves, there is a willingness of the masses to smear their admin guy's name all over the most meaningless (but perhaps necessary release of mounting nonenergy) thread in the history of the internet.

Ughfrmph. I try and maintain some control, I am the bad guy.... Ughfrmph. I try and maintain no control and this place is a "drought." Ughfrmpgh.

I contribute to the collection of quotes, but will not participate in any "art."

"LET'S GET ****SSSSSED!"

"Stop that! This is getting too silly."

And I'm being serious about it. What a stupid waste of time. Some people are here must be worse than the trekkies. Get a life! See what's going on outside, instead of wasting time on here NOT talking about film scores.

Sheesh!

"Huh huh, huh huh huh, hu hu . . . "

lol!

It probably took you longer to write that message than it took me to cut and paste the Decomposing Composers song by Michael Palin. Still yet, longer than these people who pasted this art. Also, you took the time to tell EVERYONE who has participated in this 4-page nonsense thread that it is getting silly and that they should stop it.
So... who's the one wasting their time? You want to talk film scores? Wonderful, it really is. I do too. That's what this place is for. I think you'd be happier if you fufill your need to talk about film music in other posts rather than dedicating your time to tell people in a 4-page thread dedicated to pure drivel that they should stop being silly. Well, the very thought... it's just so... silly.

"Just because a football is a brown thing that rolls in grass doesn't necessarily mean that it's a puppy."

or something along those lines...

Generate maps at Mapquest http://www.mapquest.com/

Find bargains for online stores http://www.amazing-bargains.om/

Get weather forcasts http://www.weather.com/

The Classical MIDI Archives http://www.prs.net/midi.html

Personalized TV listings http://listings.clicktv.com/index.asp

Find what movies will be shown letterboxed on TV http://www.cheezmo.com/lbx.html

Make free long distance calls over the internet to a real phone http://www.dialpad.com/

Free tools that will allow you to do various internet searches http://www.ferretsoft.com/netferret/index.html

Big wind instruments http://www.contrabass.com/

Classical saxophone music http://www.classicsax.com/

The AudioAsylum forums http://www.audioasylum.com/

USAF Heritage of America Band mp3s http://www2.acc.af.mil/music/

audio and video product reviews http://www.audioreview.com/

HeadRoom headphone amplifiers and sales http://www.headphone.com/

computer tech and (some non-computer related) deals http://www.gotapex.com/

CD Media World http://www.cdmediaworld.com

Dark Horizons - movie news and rumors http://www.darkhorizons.com/

Hollywood Reporter Composer Registry - listen to suites of music from various film and television composers http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/registry/

Find instances of your name on the internet http://www.egosurf.com

my symphonic band works page http://www.auburn.edu/~koonrob/sbw.html

Rank/Title (approximate)

1. Realization of Stupidity
2. is Mars the Hollywood theme of the year?
3. THE PATRIOT. No sir, I don't like it
4. The Captive Audience
5. A Message for H ROCCO and MLWare from Howard L
6. Varese Master List
7. Why is it? (Part One)
8. Which decade represents the best in movie music?
9. Go by THE PATRIOT you bastards!
10. ? for PK

A long way to go, I suppose. I am glad to see at least 50% of the top threads are on topic. I wish the old AdministratorK would come back and get things back on track... that, or the insanity level of all of us comes back down to earth!

PeterK

Until then...

"Several years ago, in California, I ate my first clam and said it tasted 'like a gonad dipped in motor oil.' I would like to apologize to Bob 'n' Betty's Clam Fiesta, and especially to Bob, who I found out later only had one testicle. I would like to apologize to the waitress June and her affiliates, and the DePaul family dog, who suffered the contents of my nauseated stomach."

-- Steve Martin from "Pure Drivel"

Are there any other die-hard fans of Martin's writing out there? If there are people who enjoy an absurd 4-page thread of nonsense, I would imagine so.

Uhh...

Everytime I see Jennie's picture, I can't help but think of Dex... AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!

There.

PeterK

NP - "1492"

Thanks for the link! That is absolutely the best picture ever! I am very disappointed that there is no "Notice Me!" posting for it, with all the requisite "Va-Va-Voom!" nonsense.

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Everytime I see Marion's name on this message board, I think of Marion from Raiders of the Lost, it's driving me crazy!!!!!!!

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As it's spelled Marian, you should rather be thinking of Marian from Robin Hood. You know, it was driving ME crazy when I saw Disney's RH movie as a child and there was a woman with the same name I have (I guess everybody knows that I'm male by now).

Not enough words in this thread? Well, I could go on and copy and paste some pages from www.shakespeare.com , but I don't think that's a good idea.