"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One two! One two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

Above the streets and above the houses
Bungle is flying high
Opened his hairy legs and crapped in Geoffrey's eye
Rain the whole world with Bungle

Amazing stuff.

To PeterK - I've got the same problem mentioned earlier. All of a sudden my browser doesn't remember my password any more, and the explorer settings haven't been touched.

Here's my contribution to the poetry section. I sent this in to the local newspaper last Feb 14th and it got printed (I was single and very bored at the time)

Some people say I'm wrong to love you
Because of who you are
But I know what they cannot see
I'm luckier, by far.

You love with deeds, instead of words
And I love you for that
I know your heart belongs to me,
Because you are my cat.

:-)

Well, no more nonsense to add to this tove right now. I believe I've done most mimsy of my part. It's brillig over here, and I'm going to gimble outside. I wish you a frabjous day.

Beans, beans
Good for the heart
The more you eat,
the more you fart.

The more you fart,
the better you feel,
so lets eat beans
with every meal.

There was an old man of Ealing
Who had an unusual feeling
But a sign on the door
said 'don't spit on the floor'
So he looked up and spat at the ceiling.

quote:

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Originally posted by H Rocco:
Am I the only one having this problem? Every time I log off and come back, the browser has forgotten my user name and password. *I* keep forgetting my password, and keep having to re-ask for it. Is this just my own machine's problem? I seem to remember this happening, briefly, once before. I'm not complaining (no big deal to dig up the old password), but I AM wondering.

NP: "Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher" (Adam West is on! So far he is neither as funny nor as eccentric as William Shatner, though.)

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code:

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#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main(void)
{
   cout << "Hello World!\n";
   return 0;
}

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--Kyp

Y'ALL ARE NUTZ!!!

[This message has been edited by jonathan_little (edited 23 July 2000).]

...and if you didn't bring any nachos or pretzels you may show yourself to the door.

It's always more fun if we're arguing about something, but so far, everything's been pretty damn cordial. I sure do hate to see that. Maybe things will heat up.

I am the Great Cornholio!
boiinnnggggg!!!

TP! I need TP for my bunghole!!
Do you have TP?

Cornholio!!

I'd like to offer the following statement in an effort to catapult this thread past 300 posts:

I made a recent discovery that has changed my life completely. I am not joking, and I am not creating a fiction. This is the honest truth.
For many centuries the topics of "religion" and "science" have been completely seperated, as if they were foreign to one another. Based upon humankind's limited knowledge in each area, I can understand the gap that was drawn between them.
However, what I have discovered is that FAITH is God's Science! Faith IS science in God's eyes! And if you choose to STUDY what the Bible teaches concerning the precepts of FAITH, and then IMPLEMENT those rules, they WILL work in your life just as certainly as the law of gravity keeps your feet on the floor every day!

I have done this, and it WORKS!

If anyone desires to discuss this topic, perhaps I have found a way to extend this thread further.

If not...I will next offer my favorite recipe for BANANAS FOSTER!!!

OOOOH! It's soooo tasty!

...wanna walk on water?

And now... just to add to this educated thread...

An entry from The Associated Press Stylebook and Libel Manuel.

"sex changes - Follow these guidelines in using proper names or personal pronouns when referring to an individual who has had a sex-change operation.
-- If the reference is to an action before the operation, use the proper name and sex of the individual at that time.
-- If the reference is to an action after the operation, use the new proper name and sex.
For example:
'Dr. Richard Raskind was a first-rate amateur tennis player. He won several tournaments. Ten years later, when Dr. Renee Richards applied to play in tournaments, many women players objected on the ground that she was the former Richard Raskind, who had undergone a sex-change operation. Miss Richards said she was entitled to compete as a woman.'

Mmmm boy. Learning is fun, isn't it?

I'm afraid I am well educated on that principle, so if you'd go ahead with your Bananas Foster, then that would be great. It would save Mr. 2 another case of typist's cramp, as well.

James