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Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	quote: Originally posted by Pete M: Dead people can't speak, you see. Of course they can't. But you didn't ask "what does Freud say", but "what WOULD Freud say"! Thus, I assumed that you were referring to what he WOULD say IF he could speak. quote: Unless something very strange is going on, like the film I seed the other year... Why? What wased it that you dided see?
posted 10-11-2001 01:58 PM PT (US)

Scott Standard Userer	This thread worries me, because it worries me that it worries me, thus I am worried. Scott Don't ask.
posted 10-11-2001 10:11 PM PT (US)

JJH Standard Userer	naughty bits
posted 10-12-2001 12:07 AM PT (US)

JJH Standard Userer	Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies. Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday! Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her! Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate says: "expired". Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales, it says : "to be continued"> Yo momma so fat, she has to pull her pants down to get in her pockets. Yo momma so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. Yo momma so ugly, when she steps in to a room, the rats climb on the chairs. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, everybody runs for the border. Yo momma so nasty, I called her on the 'phone and she gave me an ear infection. Yo momma so poor, she has to put a big Mac on lay-away. Yo momma so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang. Yo momma smells so bad, her Sure deodorant is confused. Yo momma so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peephole and still says: Who is it. Yo momma so old, her Social Security number is 100 B.C. Yo momma so fat, she got hit by a bus, jumped up and said: Stop pushing! Yo momma so stupid, she got run over by a parked car. Yo momma so fat, she went to see "Jurassic Park and people next to her thought it was a 3-D movie. Yo momma so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Yo momma so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I'm wearing. I said Guess and she said Levis. Yo momma so stupid, she can't even get a hand-job. Yo momma so poor, when I ring the door bell she says: Ding! Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell: Taxi! Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
posted 10-12-2001 12:24 AM PT (US)

Scott Standard Userer	ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP I CAN'T STOP!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Scott
posted 10-12-2001 07:42 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	Shhhh!
posted 10-12-2001 10:01 AM PT (US)

Pete M Standard Userer	quote: Originally posted by Ken S: Atleast I don't have a liquer cabin filled with spirits That's your loss!! That wasn't intended to be an insult, I hope you realise, just a little jokey wokey. Good grief. I said jokey wokey. I'll be saying woopsie daisy next. Or maybe just working out how to spell it. Oh no, I - T. I know how to spell it. Well, that's a load of my mind. Cripes!
posted 10-15-2001 10:24 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	quote: Originally posted by Pete M: Well, that's a load of my mind. Or what's left of it, it seems.
posted 10-15-2001 10:35 AM PT (US)

Probable Standard Userer	You might want to make that "a load off my mind," unless of course you're doling out samples or somesuch...
posted 10-15-2001 07:08 PM PT (US)

LemonsAreIcky Standard Userer	Hey, ice cream doesn't have bones!!!!!!
posted 10-15-2001 07:37 PM PT (US)

James Standard Userer	quote: Originally posted by LemonsAreIcky: Hey, ice cream doesn't have bones!!!!!! Since when????????
posted 10-15-2001 09:59 PM PT (US)

Scott Standard Userer	Dang, what is that in my ice cream then? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Scott
posted 10-15-2001 11:08 PM PT (US)

JJH Standard Userer	what's in your ice scream? mold.
posted 10-15-2001 11:13 PM PT (US)

Scott Standard Userer	JJH, splash!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remind you of something? Scott
posted 10-16-2001 07:40 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	quote: Originally posted by Scott: Dang, what is that in my ice cream then? Crunchy Frog. NP: By Request (Boston Pops, John Williams)
posted 10-16-2001 03:45 PM PT (US)

Scott Standard Userer	Yuck, Marian, did you really have to say that? Ice cream will never be the same... Scott
posted 10-16-2001 04:25 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	I love ice cream! And some flavours (like pistachio) are indeed a bit crunchy! NP: Anton Bruckner: Symphony #6 (Berlin Philharmonic, Herbert von Karajan)
posted 10-16-2001 05:10 PM PT (US)

LemonsAreIcky Standard Userer	I was the one who put the frog in your ice cream Scott. (evil laugh)
posted 10-16-2001 07:19 PM PT (US)

Scott Standard Userer	Yeah, and I bet you had a great time looking for the 20 bucks in your books. red, glaring eyes hahahahahaha! Scott
posted 10-16-2001 11:52 PM PT (US)

LemonsAreIcky Standard Userer	Just so you know, I never went looking for it, because I knew it wasen't there. You were just mad because I slipped the twenty in your underwear without you knowing.
posted 10-17-2001 06:54 AM PT (US)

Probable Standard Userer	AHEM That sounds like a private conversation, methinks
posted 10-17-2001 01:37 PM PT (US)

Ken S Standard Userer	A liquor bottle has been standing in my fridge for over two years now. KEN
posted 10-17-2001 03:23 PM PT (US)

Scott Standard Userer	quote: Originally posted by LemonsAreIcky: You were just mad because I slipped the twenty in your underwear without you knowing. Gosh darn you Lemons, this is not the frickin' Ricky Lake show. I'm gonna hurt you so badly in Texas, you watch. ...can't believe he said that in full public... Scotty
posted 10-17-2001 03:34 PM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer	Shesh! Well if I had known that I would have stopped by years ago. Jz
posted 10-17-2001 03:34 PM PT (US)

Scott Standard Userer	Oh dang, I just realized something, my brother is a Lemon. LOL!!!!!!!!!!11 Scotty
posted 10-17-2001 03:44 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	LOL12 NP: Anton Bruckner: Symphony #5 (M�nchner Philharmoniker, Sergiu Celibidache)
posted 10-17-2001 04:38 PM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer	LOL13 Jz P.S. I don't get it why is that funny?
posted 10-17-2001 04:43 PM PT (US)

Timmer Standard Userer	I have been growing a 'culture' in my airing cupboard for 10 years now, it started with a piece of lemon, a potatoe, a slice of bread, some broccoli and a dried out tea bag and half a pint of water....all covered by clingfilm!...it grew....and grew.....and GREW.... Tis but a matter of time that the world shall bow before it's omnipotent mightiness... Beware the fungus that speaketh not it's name!
posted 10-17-2001 05:31 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	And it still fits into your cupboard? Not very succesful then, is it?
posted 10-17-2001 05:45 PM PT (US)

Timmer Standard Userer	...and you know how BIG my airing cupboard is?
posted 10-18-2001 03:13 AM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer	A fungas? But what is the point? Np: Shrek Jz
posted 10-18-2001 08:21 AM PT (US)

Pete M Standard Userer	Fungas? Cool. My cheese doesn't like it when I pick the pink coloured ones. He thinks the Hippo might take exception, you see. NP Total Recall DE
posted 10-18-2001 09:21 AM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer	Pink Cheese? Jz
posted 10-18-2001 02:00 PM PT (US)

James Standard Userer	Fungus, dagnabbit! Now don't make me have to correct you on the plural. [Message not edited by James on 10-18-2001] [Message edited by James on 10-18-2001] [They're all lies! James did not edit this message on 10-18-2001] [Message edited by James on 10-18-2001]
posted 10-18-2001 10:44 PM PT (US)

James Standard Userer	[Message edited by James on 10-18-2001] [Don't get me started!] [Message edited by James on 10-18-2001]
posted 10-18-2001 10:49 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	Hmmm. '-us' or '-i'? [Message improved by Marian Schedenig on 10-19-2001] [Message edited by Marian Schedenig on 10-19-2001]
posted 10-19-2001 05:44 AM PT (US)

Scott Standard Userer	You wanna know fungus? It's called LemonsAreIcky!!!!!!!!!!!! Scott
posted 10-19-2001 07:47 AM PT (US)

Pete M Standard Userer	[Message went out for tea & biscuits with Pete M on 10-19-2001]
posted 10-19-2001 09:03 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	[Message went out for tea & biscuits with Pete M on 10-19-2001 and was never seen again. Anyone who has informations about Message's whereabouts is encouraged to report at the local police office]
posted 10-19-2001 09:29 AM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer
posted 10-19-2001 09:49 AM PT (US)

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