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Originally posted by Graham Watt:
Joan mentioned in one of the Just Movies threads about a week ago that she was going on a cruise for about a week. Which if my mathematics are correct means that she should be back any day now!

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We keep seeing those massive cruise ships on holiday/lifetsyle programs. You know the ones with casinos, shopping centers, resturants, and all you can eat food. Not my sorta thing but hope Joan had a great time!!

Regards,
Rochelle

Regards,
Rochelle

No one around here for a week to keep my “kids” in line. (Not
that they EVER stay in line.) Yep, I took a cruise, not on a giant
love boat but on a smaller cruise ship called the Paul Gauguin. We
cruised 5 islands in Tahiti. Eat your hearts out!! Graham, never
heard The Love Boat theme, but I have cruised on those big ships,
and they play that catchy theme a lot, and I absolutely do NOT
wear long white long socks with my shorts.......yet!. The French
Polynesians were beautiful and most gracious....and they can
dance!. Islands were green, and the water was turquoise and
bathtub warm. Extremely hot weather. We snorkeled, four wheeled,
and rented wave runners. Lots of fun, but it is nice to be home.
However, my husband wanted to stay. Most of the tourists are either
American or French, and most of the French women were topless
on the beach. (Good lord, my husband snorkeled and sunbathed
a lot. Looks like a prune. ) It was a hoot watching the Americans
trying to act casual and nonchalant amongst the bare-chested
sun bathers.

Howard and Chris, you made me laugh out loud. No westerns, but
I did see a few cows.

Anyway it is nice to be back. I’m trying to catch up on the threads and
laughing at the two that “suggest??” the retirement of Williams
and Goldsmith. No “flatlining” of pulses on those threads.

Missed you all big time. Went through movie music board withdrawal symptoms.

NP The jet lag boogey

Paul was known for his love of Tahitian women (and he even painted a few of them, too!). He was also best buddies with MY favorite artist, Vincent Van Gogh. Once I painted a self-portrait in the Van Gogh style. I still have it...anyone wanna buy it? I didn't think so. Vincent couldn't sell anything during his lifetime either.

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Originally posted by Chris Kinsinger:
Once I painted a self-portrait in the Van Gogh style.

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What, ear-less!?

I was trying for high drama, and you had to go and ROON it!

NP : Mythodea - Vangelis

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Originally posted by joan hue:
Hi ya all. Cine-sin, how nice to have you notice that I was gone.
Thank you.

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Hi Joan,

When you're one of the few women existing within this board - you tend to notice the missed presence of the minority few.

So glad to hear you had a great time courtesy of Msr. Gauguin but what about the boys/men that were parading on the beach? Anything worthwhile putting brush to canvas?

Regards,
Rochelle

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Originally posted by cine-sin:
...but what about the boys/men that were parading on the beach? Anything worthwhile putting brush to canvas?

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LOL... Hey now! None of that here...

Jeron, let's allow JOAN to have the final word on that one, OK?

Rochelle, I did check out the guys on the beach. (Hey guys,
my hubby looked...a lot...so my eyes wandered just a WEE
bit.) Did NOT see anything as down right drooling studly
as Timmer or Chippendale Shaun, but I did see some gorgeous
guys. While so many of the women shed their tops, the guys just ogled
and kept on their suits. Life is so bloody unfair. (For instance,
compare the amount of frontal male nudity in movies to female nudity.
“Ain’t” no comparison.) Oh woe is dirty old mom!

You know the old saying about we married folks, Joan..."Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu!"

"Life is so bloody unfair. (For instance,
compare the amount of frontal male nudity in movies to female nudity. “Ain’t” no comparison.)"

I finally have the last word with her...and with you. --Harcourt Fenton Mudd

10. Adam had to practice putting the toilet seat down.

9. God is fair and does things alphabetically.

8. The first telephone wasn't ready yet.

7. Adam needed a day to clean his apartment.

6. Eve would have baked a pie with the apple.

5. God needed extra time to get the hair spray & lipstick ready.

4. Eve was too smart to give up a body part to make someone else.

3. 50 moods in one minute - that takes extra planning.

2. It took God an extra day to put the eyes in back of the head.

1. God thought man should have at least one moment of peace.

Lighten up, Kimiakane...I am far, far from a woman-hater, or an anybody-hater, for that matter. You obviously don't know me very well. The above post was meant to be humorous.
Sorry you just didn't get it.

Listen carefully!

I think I have a solution to all your problems. Observe:

I'll do it again.

This simple little smiley immediately lets people know that JESTING is afoot. (nudge) (nudge)

Simply type ; followed by )
; + ) =

A demonstration:

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Kimiakane! YOU STINK!

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Ta-dah!

Kimiakane, in this day and age, it is so very easy to offend others that all you have to do is exhale.
I was trying to be funny, and in response, you referred to me as a "woman-hater".
I assure you, I am not a "hater", period.
However, I am totally and completely ignorant of any "Little Rascals" references.
Let's just chalk this up as a trivial misunderstanding.
I didn't mean to offend you, and you didn't mean to offend me.
So...neither of us have truly been offended...right?

I think that sounds OK.

Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? We can change all that. YUM-YUM, EAT 'EM UP! DON'T CALL ME NORMAN, CALL ME CHUBZY UBZY! Learn that poem...learn that poem...

PS
and the Beau Hunks' fantastic rerecording of Leroys Shield's Little Rascals music is an absolute must-listen-to for any self-proclaimed Rascals lover

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