Well, It's spring again, which means pretty soon we'll be flooded with ads and previews for this year's summer flicks. Be on the lookout for the latest Jerry Bruckheimer brain-melter. Yes, the man who brought you such dreck and drivel as The Rock, Gone in 60 Seconds, and Armageddon is at it again. Confirmed reports indicate that his latest sensationalist soufflé, Pearl Harbor, is set for a late May release, and rumors suggest you should also be on the lookout for the following:
The Rock II
Bad Boys II
Apaches
Tsunami
Beverly Hills IV
Down and Under
If you, or anyone you know spots information, ads, or previews for any of these films, then please, send threats and/or thoughtfully worded hate-mail to:
JERRY BRUCKHEIMER FILMS
1631 10th St Santa Monica, CA
PHONE - 310664-6260 FAX - 310-664-6261
(no bombs this time, folks - killing off his emplyees gets us nowhere)
