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JJH

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We all need a good laugh.Thus I submit the following email:
quote:
Subject: i liked your profile...
Date: Thu, 8 Nov 2001 07:28:25 +0200
From: buni8392@yahoo.com
To: <hinrichs@worldnet.att.net>
hi, i saw your profile and it sounded interesting, i couldn't tell if it's been there a while so i guess my first question is are you still looking? i don't know if your looking for a real meeting or just chat, if it's a meeting your looking for so am i. i'd like to send a picture but i don't know how to scan so i can't send you one direct.i figured out a way to do it online.just go on down,take a look and if you like the way i look then i guess we can take the next step. the site
name is www.threehornyhousewives.com i think you will like my profile, because to me it sounds like we have a lot in common.hope to talk soon,
buni342
PS: the site is a little sexy
but it's not porn, i used it
because it's out of the way and
didn't want to be too easy to
find.NP -- From Hell, Jones
posted 11-07-2001 10:17 PM PT (US) 
PeterK

FishChip

I don't know if this one's better than JJH's or not (no one will tell me), but I suspect it's pretty darned hilarious!Subject: Fw: 2001¹ã¸æÓªÏú»áÒéÑûÇ뺯 (2001Äê11ÔÂ21-23ÈÕ) Çëת½»Ïà¹Ø²¿ÃÅÓëÈËÊ¿»¶Óһͬ³öϯ
Date: Thu, 8 Nov 2001 12:20:23 -0800 (PST)
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posted 11-08-2001 12:26 PM PT (US) 
Jeron

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JJ, this could be your big break!
posted 11-08-2001 12:49 PM PT (US) 
Lancelot

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I can't say it's particularly humorous, but the ascii programers must be rolling....
posted 11-08-2001 01:03 PM PT (US) 
Hasta
Oscar® Winner

I find it funny...Me thinks, however, that JJH needs a job, for he spends far too much time posting on all these boards on the net lately.
posted 11-08-2001 01:17 PM PT (US) 
Lancelot

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=1 face=arial>quote:</font><HR size=1>Originally posted by PeterK:
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From: <leadersources@163.com>
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[Message edited by Lancelot on 11-08-2001]
posted 11-08-2001 02:02 PM PT (US) 
John Zimmer

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JJH: Well your picture of the cat going craps was undoubtedly what atracted her.
Np: Forrest Gump (Alan Silvestri)
Jz
[Message edited by John Zimmer on 11-08-2001]
posted 11-08-2001 02:04 PM PT (US) 
John Zimmer

Oscar® Winner

Sure atract a strange crowd there Pete.
Jz
posted 11-08-2001 02:08 PM PT (US) 
Marian Schedenig

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ROFL, Lance! Seriously though, perhaps that's a Chinese spam mail like the one I got. Mine shows similar ASCII chaos, since I didn't install Chinese fonts (my mail application asked me if I wanted to
)Anyone else getting lots of spam mail from "AmyWilson@btamail.net.cn", but for very different companies? I suspect DVDBoxOffice might have leaked my address, because of the ".cn".
ROFL, didn't even bother to read this before (particularly since, as I just noticed, 99% of it is white font on white background, so I didn't even know there was much content):
quote:
From: AmyWilson@btamail.net.cn
Subject: Do you want to protect against Anthrax?
Date: Sun, 28 Oct 2001 12:53:17 -0400
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400
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The Anthrax Exterminator is a portable hand-held and battery operated unit similar in appearance to a flashlight which allows people to easily zap Anthrax and sterilize surfaces such as your mail box, the mail itself, desks, counters at home or in the workplace as well as thousands of other surfaces that people come in contact with everyday. The Anthrax Exterminator eradicates Anthrax bacteria and other viruses in about 8 seconds using an ultraviolet C wave-the germicidal method recommended by the Centers for Disease Control. Mr. English said: This early detection test will help people better protect themselves and their families against bio-terrorism. As was commented over the past weeks in the Media regarding bio-terrorism, it's about preparedness not panic.Since making the announcement yesterday we've been flooded with orders from every state and from all over the world. In this day and age we believe that $99.95 is a small price to pay for peace of mind and anticipate shipping thousands of orders a day to consumers and businesses who are concerned about Anthrax and Bio-terrorism. concluded Mr. English
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This email was sent to you because your email is part of a targeted opt-in list. If you do not wish to receive further mailings, please click below and enter your email at the bottom of the page. You may then rest-assured that you will never receive another email from us again. UNSUBSCRIBE ME PLEASE #022481Strange enough, I get about as much spam mail at my "real" e-mail address as I get at the gmx.net address my profile shows. The gmx address just forwards mails to my "real" address, so I can turn it off if I get too much spam mail there. I never use my real address on the internet, except for stores which I believe I can trust. Obviously I can't.
NP: Richard Strauss: Also sprach Zarathustra (Berlin Philharmonic, Herbert von Karajan)
[Message edited by Marian Schedenig on 11-08-2001]
[Message edited by Marian Schedenig on 11-08-2001]
posted 11-08-2001 03:11 PM PT (US) 
JJH

Oscar® Winner

how rude, Hasta.I've no more or less of a life than any one else that posts.
I deem it my mission to spread musical appreciation online, as it were, because frankly, no one I know gives a darn about film scores.
posted 11-08-2001 03:30 PM PT (US) 
Lancelot

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Is it a tad ironic that to obtain the anthrax zapper, one has to recieve it through the mail...?
posted 11-08-2001 06:32 PM PT (US) 
Hasta
Oscar® Winner

Sorry, JJH, you just seem bored...Need evidence? Read this thread

[Message edited by Hasta on 11-08-2001]
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To: <hinrichs@att.net>From: Dr Isa Musa
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