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Kosh Oscar® Winner	Hey guys, Now, I may be off on this one, but I've got it from pretty reliable sources that one of the new members of the board, CFKane, is actually a very famous movie composer who wishes to remain anonymous. I don't know who it is exactly, but I'm told he may be in the major league... so.... Welcome to the board CFKane, whoever you really are! I'm sure there's a bunch of people on this board who are fans of your music. Now, if you could tell us who you really are... ?
posted 10-15-2001 07:26 PM PT (US)

Shaun Rutherford Oscar® Winner	If it's Trevor Rabin, beat it. Shaun
posted 10-15-2001 07:59 PM PT (US)

Wedge Oscar® Winner	Perhaps CFKane will disappear now that he's sure to be bombarded with trick questions designed to ferret out his identity. If he wanted to be known for who he was, he would have told us. IF the rumor is true! Of course, he could deny everything and have a lot of fun.
posted 10-15-2001 08:05 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	CFKane...simply deny everything! *YEAH!*
posted 10-15-2001 08:20 PM PT (US)

Wedge Oscar® Winner	*Rumor Control! Rumor Control! Rumor Control!* Okay everybody, here's the game. Everyone here must claim to have complete knowledge of WHO CFKane is! And tell us about it. No winks, no nudges. Behave as if you were completely serious or the game won't work! And no composers listed twice!!! I'll start: CFKane swore to me on his mother's grave that he is James Newton-Howard! (I don't know, of course. That was just an example ... or WAS it?)
posted 10-15-2001 08:34 PM PT (US)

HadrianD Oscar® Winner	It's Jerry!!!!! he's my guy! JERRY!!!!!
posted 10-15-2001 08:48 PM PT (US)

Shaun Rutherford Oscar® Winner	It's probably Randy Edelman. Remember the good ol' NBC World Series music? Go ruin someone other country's sports events with your awful, awful music. Shaun
posted 10-15-2001 08:56 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	I happen to KNOW for a fact that CF Kane is indeed the message board handle of none other than... Bernard Herrmann! YES! It's Bennie, fellas! REALLY IT IS! He came to me in a dream just last night... He said that he needed to "correct some things" that were being said. When I asked him why he came to me, he answered... *"Nobody ELSE has listened so far!"* WOW!
posted 10-15-2001 09:05 PM PT (US)

James Oscar® Winner	I'm sure it's Sonrisal Colesterol. Regarless of validity, was this thread really necessary? I'm not saying it doesn't matter there's a mainstream composer here, and that we shouldn't be excited about it... I'm just saying I don't think we needed to call so much attention to him/her in this way. I just don't want to see us all turned into NSYNC teenyboppers all excited because they think Justin is posting here.
posted 10-15-2001 09:50 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	James, cool yer jets. It couldn't possibly be Sonrisal Colesterol. Colesterol only works on cult movies!
posted 10-15-2001 09:55 PM PT (US)

Jeron Oscar® Winner	quote: Originally posted by James: I just don't want to see us all turned into NSYNC teenyboppers all excited because they think Justin is posting here. ...but then wouldn't THAT be special??
posted 10-15-2001 10:36 PM PT (US)

OHMSS76 Oscar® Winner	hmmmmmm....me thinks this might be better served here: www.snopes2.com Just spent several hours with the missus at this site.....Coincedence or not!?!??! Welcome CFKane, whoever you may be! NP:Romances for Saxophone-Branford Marsalis...this has a great reading of Debussy's Arabesque! Makes the whole thing worth it! Nevermind, it's worth it anyway Sean
posted 10-15-2001 11:04 PM PT (US)

dgoldwas Oscar® Winner	http://web.icq.com/whitepages/about_me/1,,,00.html?Uin=51061823 Well... if CFKane is a "major league composer", he's doing a good job for a 21 year old! Dan
posted 10-15-2001 11:29 PM PT (US)

Richard Oscar® Winner	21 years old... that's what he wants you to think. Who is this CFKane chap anyway? I haven't ever read one of his posts.
posted 10-16-2001 03:58 AM PT (US)

Greg Bryant Oscar® Winner	quote: Perhaps CFKane will disappear now that he's sure to be bombarded with trick questions designed to ferret out his identity. Okay, CFKane, from the following list, which film score doesn't suck? 1. Titanic 2. The Omen 3. The Lion King 4. Waterworld 5. Star Wars 6. Independence Day 7. Dances With Wolves 8. Men in Black 9. Interview with the Vampire 10. Die Hard 11. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 12. The Usual Suspects 13. Conan the Barbarian 14. Forrest Gump [Message edited by Greg Bryant on 10-16-2001]
posted 10-16-2001 06:07 AM PT (US)

jonathan_little Oscar® Winner	Whoever he is, he's going to leave if we treat him like this.
posted 10-16-2001 10:14 AM PT (US)

Howard L Oscar® Winner	Suffice it to say that if a major league film composer were lurking about then it would be incumbent upon him to understand that we shower praise when it is due and flog when it is likewise duly merited i.e. call a spade a spade. And we prefer to praise. We really do.
posted 10-16-2001 01:40 PM PT (US)

Wedge Oscar® Winner	Any film composer posting here would have to have a really good sense of humor!
posted 10-16-2001 02:32 PM PT (US)

Richard Oscar® Winner	Greg, I don't know which one doesn't suck, but I can tell you which one does.
posted 10-17-2001 02:45 AM PT (US)

André Lux Oscar® Winner	quote: Originally posted by James: I'm sure it's Sonrisal Colesterol. No. I am Sonrisal Colesterol.
posted 10-17-2001 05:49 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	I am Sonrisal Colesterol!
posted 10-17-2001 06:47 AM PT (US)

André Lux Oscar® Winner	And so is my wife!
posted 10-17-2001 05:50 PM PT (US)

Jeron Oscar® Winner	quote: Originally posted by André Lux: And so is my wife! Andre, that's interesting. This means that you ARE your wife. Now everything is clear! [Message edited by Jeron on 10-17-2001]
posted 10-17-2001 06:43 PM PT (US)

André Lux Oscar® Winner	I am also Marian Schedenig, as anyone can notice...
posted 10-17-2001 07:29 PM PT (US)

Jeron Oscar® Winner	Oh yes... hmmmmm. So Andre err Marian err whoever, why doesn't Andre's wife post? Or does she and we just aren't aware?
posted 10-17-2001 07:38 PM PT (US)

Jeron Oscar® Winner	I think that it's reasonable to assume that CFKane could very well be Andre's wife.
posted 10-17-2001 07:40 PM PT (US)

André Lux Oscar® Winner	We all live togheter in the same ghola body. Just another evil creation of the dirty Bene Tleilaxu! [Message edited by André Lux on 10-17-2001]
posted 10-17-2001 07:41 PM PT (US)

Greg Bryant Oscar® Winner	Don't weave your spells on me, you Bene Gesserit witch! And that goes for your wife, too. And your dog. And your cat. And your hamster. Aw, heck, it goes for all of you!!!
posted 10-18-2001 12:30 PM PT (US)

John Zimmer Oscar® Winner	Wait a sec' you mean to tell me that somebody here is a major league composer. WHY IN THE DICKENS WOULD ANY MAJOR COMPOSER WANT TO HANG AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF hmmm shall we say FREAKS!!?? Or is that theroy now that however this person is he is acctually Andre's WIFE???? Sad sad sad.... Np: Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (John Williams) ********/*** Track: The Imperial March Jz
posted 10-18-2001 12:52 PM PT (US)

Greg Bryant Oscar® Winner	quote: HANG AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF hmmm shall we say FREAKS!!?? I know you are, but what am I???
posted 10-18-2001 02:20 PM PT (US)

John Zimmer Oscar® Winner	Grrrrrr...I refuse to play that game I REFUSE! hmph...hmphy! hmpy! hmphy! Jz
posted 10-18-2001 02:27 PM PT (US)

John Zimmer Oscar® Winner	HMPHY!!!! Jz
posted 10-18-2001 02:30 PM PT (US)

Howard L Oscar® Winner	Hey Dickinson, have you ever heard my Everett-Sloane-as-Mr. Bernstein impression? Wait until our next chat via land line, hee-hee-heeeeeee!
posted 10-18-2001 04:03 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	quote: Originally posted by André Lux: I am also Marian Schedenig, as anyone can notice... And I'm your wife!
posted 10-18-2001 05:27 PM PT (US)

Dana Wilcox Oscar® Winner	You're all just a buncha Rupert Pupkins as far as I'm concerned...
posted 10-18-2001 07:04 PM PT (US)

André Lux Oscar® Winner	quote: Originally posted by Greg Bryant: Don't weave your spells on me, you Bene Gesserit witch! Say it again and I will use the Voice next time!
posted 10-18-2001 08:11 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	"Hey Dickinson, have you ever heard my Everett-Sloane-as-Mr. Bernstein impression?" NO, Jefferson...and you have never heard MY Orson-Welles-as-Charles-Foster-Kane impression...SO WHAT???
posted 10-18-2001 08:18 PM PT (US)

James Oscar® Winner	Okay, let's recap all our facts here, using mathematical variables to draw some hard conclusions as to who CFKane really is. Andre Lux = A Marian Schedenig = B Andre Lux's wife = C Sonrisal Colesterol = D CFKane = E Here are the facts as stated: Andre Lux is Sonrisal Colesterol Marian Schedenig is Sonrisal Colesterol Andre Lux's wife is Sonrisal Colesterol - or - A = D B = D C = D Ergo, A = B = C = D, thence A = B, A = C, A = D, B = C, B = D, and C = D. Therefore, this is everything we can be sure of: Andre Lux is Marian Schedenig Andre Lux is Andre Lux's wife Andre Lux is Sonrisal Colesterol Marian Schedenig is Andre Lux's wife Marian Schedenig is Sonrisal Colesterol Andre Lux's wife is Sonrisal Colesterol That sheds quite a bit of light onto the subject, I think. James NP - A Different Light (Anne Dudley, *****)
posted 10-18-2001 09:29 PM PT (US)

James Oscar® Winner	quote: Originally posted by Jeron: I think that it's reasonable to assume that CFKane could very well be Andre's wife. IF this is true, then E = C. That also means that E = A, E = B, and E = D, which would imply: CFKane is Andre Lux CFKane is Marian Schedenig CFKane is Sonrisal Colesterol So, assuming Jeron's hypothesis is correct, that would mean I was indeed correct all along.
posted 10-18-2001 09:34 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	I say that the supernatural disqualifies natural mathmatics, so none of the above equations apply.
posted 10-18-2001 09:40 PM PT (US)

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