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Topic: Desert Island
John Zimmer
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Hundreds of mini John Carpenter's spring out of the liquid (cue Gremlins rag) and run all over the beach causing havoc.
posted 08-30-2001 08:08 AM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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At once, they start to busily work all over the island. Soon the whole island looks like a huge anthill. The composer notice that each of the Mini Carpenters has a number tag on his back. They seem to be hierarchically organized, with every group commanded by a Carpenter who is a bit taller than the worker Carpenters.Close to them, two groups are working: The group led by #42 is obviously trying to heal the Funfa Liquid, and to his dismay, Goldsmith notices that they already managed to "reconstruct" three of the Flfmen. They still look a bit dizzy, but already start walking around on their own with small steps.
Meanwhile, #1138 and his group have nearly finished constructing a brick building with one single latticed window and a huge, massive steel door.
posted 08-30-2001 10:18 AM PT (US) justin boggan
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"This is not how it should be," says Horner.[Message edited by justin boggan on 08-31-2001]
posted 08-30-2001 02:29 PM PT (US) André Lux
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
posted 08-30-2001 02:48 PM PT (US) Jeron
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Goldsmith looks at the building and notices a green glow emanating from the window... the massive steel door begins to vibrate.[Message edited by Jeron on 08-30-2001]
posted 08-30-2001 02:56 PM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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BOOOM......Goldsmith whispers into Horner's ear.
posted 08-30-2001 08:05 PM PT (US) John Zimmer
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Meanwhile on the other side of the island #987 is leading our pesky sized freinds in the construction of a boat.
posted 08-31-2001 07:24 AM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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And not just an ordinary boat - a huge frigate with a device that will allow the Mini Carpenters to move the whole island, if they complete it!
posted 08-31-2001 07:52 AM PT (US) André Lux
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Meanwhile, Shirley Walker (free from the Carpenters menace) runs after Jerry Goldsmith naked.
posted 08-31-2001 08:02 AM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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Jerry Goldsmith, who is wearing his cocoboobs again, wonders if she is homosexual or if she has recognized his deception. Several of the Mini Carpenters obviously have not recognized it, since a whole bunch of them is also following him, naked (they still wear their number plates though).
posted 08-31-2001 09:00 AM PT (US) justin boggan
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A man stops one of them and asks, "Who is number one? I am number 6."
posted 08-31-2001 09:42 PM PT (US) Jeron
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A booming voice calls down from the heavens: "Number one, I need you on the bridge." Elfman, Walker, and Horner all look at Goldsmith, who is still wearing cocoboobs. Jerry shrugs. Number one raises his hand and states "Fine, okay, you win this time, baldy." He looks at all of his fellow clones and says "Alright everyone, let's go. Enough fun for today. Number one to transporter room three, 6,948 to beam up." The composers stand and witness all of the clones (and their numbers) magically de-materialize into thin air.James Horner is now lying face down on the sand, licking a sea shell while simultaneously attempting to hum something that sounds like a cross between Braveheart and Legends of the Fall.
Walker asks, "Jimmy, is that your theme for Windtalkers?" Horner replies, "No, that one sounds more like Star Trek 2." He continues humming and licking the shell...
Jerry has added a third cocoboob... "What?!, Verhoeven did it in Total Recall! Why can't I?"
posted 09-01-2001 04:20 AM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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"Moooooooo", Goldsmith hears a sound behind him and jumps around in surprise.
posted 09-01-2001 05:46 AM PT (US) John Zimmer
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The first sign of natural life on the island is seen behind them it is a...
posted 09-01-2001 07:55 AM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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Wookie!
posted 09-01-2001 08:18 AM PT (US) John Zimmer
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However the Wookie abruptly passes out when he sees the naked Shirley Walker.
posted 09-01-2001 11:52 AM PT (US) Mark Olivarez
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"Chewie!!!! you big coward wake up!!!!" a disgruntled and slightly disheveled Harrison Ford snaps as he steps from behind a coconut tree.
posted 09-01-2001 10:04 PM PT (US) Spicy Ramen
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...and he too collapses as he catches sight of Shirley Walker.
posted 09-01-2001 11:18 PM PT (US) Richard
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Then John Williams woke up and said
"Oh thank God, it was all a dream"The End
posted 09-02-2001 04:25 AM PT (US) Richard
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Then John Williams woke up and said
"Oh thank God, it was all a dream"The End
posted 09-02-2001 04:27 AM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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"Oh, stop the jokes, James", Goldsmith cried. "You know very well that only Justin can finish t-". Suddenly, a long slimy arm grabbed him from behind: It was one of the Fflman clones which the Mini Carpenters managed to revive before their departure!
posted 09-02-2001 06:54 AM PT (US) André Lux
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Goldsmtith, fearing for his life, do the worst thing a collegue could do to an Donut's clone. He shouts:"BATMAN is a lame copy of THE FURY!!!"
As the Donut's clone hear this he start to cringe and yells: "It's not my fault!! I was a happy man utill Tim Freakshow put me into this movie business!!!!!"
He then releases poor Goldsmith and kill himself by jumping from a coconut tree.
posted 09-02-2001 08:42 AM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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Unfortunately, he lands directly on Goldsmith! With a splash, his slimy body explodes and covers Goldsmith in a gluey mess.
posted 09-02-2001 09:11 AM PT (US) justin boggan
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And suddenly all the clones die from lack of nutritional supplement. Now only the 4 composers are left. Number 6 finds out he is number one and his head explodes.
posted 09-02-2001 10:14 PM PT (US) Mark Olivarez
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Suddenly without warning a crazed Patrick McGoohan comes running out of the brush screaming: "I'm number 6, I'm number 6!!!!!" He grabs Shirley Walker and heads back into the brush.........
posted 09-02-2001 11:05 PM PT (US) Mark Olivarez
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.......Meanwhile Chewie has revived himself,"Grab Jerry!!" Harrison shouts, "He scored Air force One!!!!" The Wookie picks up the stunned Goldsmith and throws him over his shoulder. Harrison Ford grabs his whip and strikes out at Flfman and Elfamn as Allan Quartermain's theme suddenly starts to play.."Where is John Williams when you need him?" Ford wonders...Horner runs screaming after them "I've scored 3 of your movies!!!!!" "Yeah but they all sound the same!!!" Ford yells.
posted 09-02-2001 11:20 PM PT (US) justin boggan
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Hans Zimmer and John Williams burn the information leading to the rescue of the 3 stranded composers..... Still lost at sea and presumed dead.
posted 09-04-2001 03:55 PM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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posted 09-04-2001 04:13 PM PT (US) Mark Olivarez
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I guess we'll never know what happened......
posted 09-04-2001 06:09 PM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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...said Joel Goldsmith.
posted 09-04-2001 07:14 PM PT (US) André Lux
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...but looking better wasn't in fact Joel G. but former member of MM board Big Bear (which is also fat, ugly and have a big nasty beard), dancing naked behind a tree while shouting:"JAMES HORNER RULES! JAMES HORNER IS MY HERO!"
posted 09-04-2001 09:25 PM PT (US) justin boggan
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Danny, Jerry and Walker wake up the next morning only to discoer one slightly disturbingthing... Horner is gone! They find written in stones, "Later." They soon discover the remnants of the pieces used to make the Make-shift raft. Horner sails to freedom and is soon discovered, but claims to have no knowledge of the others wareabouts, hoping toget more scoring assignments.
posted 09-08-2001 09:07 PM PT (US) Jeron
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Little did Horner know, he'd soon be scoring a plethora of films demanding Titantic and Perfect Storm likliness, including Perfect Storm 2: Return of the Gloucestermen. Incidentally, due to the missing composers, all other filmmaking is put on hold. No future projects will be greenlighted. The destiny of the industry lay in the hands of our lost heroes...Meanwhile, on the island...
posted 09-08-2001 09:42 PM PT (US) justin boggan
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The next morning, Danny, Jerry and Walker wake up to discover one surprisinf thing, HORNER IS GONE! After looking they soon discover the leftover remnants and the pieces used to construct the raft. Horner excapes to freedom. He is soon picked up by a ship and "Fails" to recall any information leading to the wareabouts of the other stranded composers, secretly hoping o recieve more scoring assignments.
posted 09-08-2001 10:03 PM PT (US) justin boggan
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Danny and Walker mate, siting there musical styles as a reason, Jerry pretends not to look.
posted 09-22-2001 12:33 AM PT (US) justin boggan
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After tossing asidea radio made a coconuts, Jerry finally shouts, "I got to get off this damn dirty island!"They all think of how.....
posted 10-04-2001 12:01 AM PT (US) John Zimmer
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...they would enjoy shoving Goldsmith into a pile of wet cement and just leave him there to dry...Jz
posted 10-04-2001 12:13 PM PT (US) John Zimmer
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Well justin it looks like nobody wants to post here anymore.
It was such a fun topic. WE WANT POSTS WE WANT POSTS WE WANT POSTS!!Jz
posted 10-05-2001 10:57 AM PT (US) Marian Schedenig
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When Goldsmith tossed the coconut radio to the floor, one of the coconuts broke. Now, the radio is out of control and keeps playing Horner's 4-note-motif in all variations he wrote over and over again.
posted 10-05-2001 12:02 PM PT (US) John Zimmer
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"AAAAARRRGGGHH" Yells Walker she runs around the beach in concentic circles for a few seconds then begins to bury her head in the sand.Np: Bach's Brandedberg concerto
Jz
posted 10-05-2001 04:03 PM PT (US) Old Infopop Software by UBB