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John Zimmer Standard Userer	Little Jammie starts crying on Goldsmith's shoulder however Goldsmith imediatly shoves him off. Meanwhile Elfman is excamining the corpse to the poor dear (not!).
posted 08-27-2001 07:07 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	"I have a very bad feeling about this", Elfman says with a troubled look on his face after he has finished his examination.
posted 08-27-2001 07:23 AM PT (US)

Jeron Standard Userer	Dead Celine Dion's eyes suddenly open. She stands up. Freaked out by this monstrosity that was Celine Dion, the now Dead Celine Dion takes two steps back, then proceeds to sing "This is Halloween," seguing into a vocal medley from Gremlins 2 and "Ave Satani" from The Omen. Once again, the sky goes from blue to red. The ground begins to shake, and a gargantuan explosion occurs just off the southern tip of the island (our composers and dead monstrosity of a Celine are on the northern most tip).
posted 08-27-2001 08:11 AM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer	Horner wets his pants and then suddenly faints. Collapsing to the ground in a heap.
posted 08-27-2001 11:10 AM PT (US)

Jeron Standard Userer	With the sky having turned blood red, the ground shaking profusely, and an impending fireball of explosive mass visible at the opposite end of the island, Dead Celine begins chanting "Entrpe, Entrpe, Entrpe." Horner, flat on his back, regains conciousness and glances at Jerry, who still has coconuts firmly strapped on. He can tell that Jerry is nervous, as he's begun humming the theme from The Waltons in a minor key... Elfman looks at both of them and says, "What the hell is she chanting?? What is Entrpe?!" [Message edited by Jeron on 08-27-2001]
posted 08-27-2001 12:25 PM PT (US)

justin boggan Standard Userer	Celine Dion's corpse falls to the ground and her soul goes to hell, where she is forces to listen the "My heart will go on" for eternity. They begin wondering how to pass the time. Horner makes a move on Jerry, feeling up his "Coconuts" Goldsmith rips them off and whacksHorner upside the head with them. "Cut it out! I'm not my daughter!," Goldsmith yells.
posted 08-27-2001 01:15 PM PT (US)

Andr� Lux Standard Userer	Meanwhile, Dontus Elfman pay close attention to all the sounds he is hearing, trying to figure it out a way to use it on his next score and secretly thinks: "Where is Steve Bartek now when I need him to write all this!!"
posted 08-27-2001 04:14 PM PT (US)

justin boggan Standard Userer	A piece of wreckage washes ashore.....
posted 08-27-2001 07:59 PM PT (US)

lars b Standard Userer	'Hey, we can use this to leave the island',Jerry says. 'Only one minor problem', Elfman shouts. 'There's only space on it for two of us'.
posted 08-27-2001 11:57 PM PT (US)

Camillu Standard Userer	Desperate to be saved (he had just thought of a title for his next score track - 'Weepy Coconuts'), Elfman suggests that Goldsmith and Horner draw lots to see who will join him on the piece of wreckage.
posted 08-28-2001 12:54 AM PT (US)

Richard Standard Userer	While the other two are drawing in the sand, Elfman sneaks away on the raft, but a cloud in the sky...
posted 08-28-2001 05:02 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	Meanwhile, Goldsmith starts eating Donuts.
posted 08-28-2001 05:23 AM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer	Horner wants some too he grabs for the donut (afterall there is no food on the island)soon it turns into an all out brall. However the brall is interupted by Goldsmith noticing Elfman rowing away from shore.
posted 08-28-2001 05:32 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	The big mystery is, of course: How did Goldsmith start eating Donuts when Donuts was already "sneaking away on the raft" (my bad), and how do they continue to eat him when he's already away from the shore? I think the clue lies somewhere in the relationship between Elfman and Elfamn.
posted 08-28-2001 07:05 AM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer	I don't mean to get off track but I thought that Goldsmith was acctually eating donuts like jelly filled. Or is he eating someone? (ick!) Jz
posted 08-28-2001 11:43 AM PT (US)

Andr� Lux Standard Userer	I think he was eating Donuts Elfman. But was he eating him (literally) or was it a sexual thing?
posted 08-28-2001 11:47 AM PT (US)

Dean Evans Standard Userer	Anyway, Goldsmith and Horner are drawn to the sea shore by the frantic screams of Elfman who is drowning in the sea as the piece of wreckage has broken!
posted 08-28-2001 12:55 PM PT (US)

justin boggan Standard Userer	Flfman's lifeless body washes ashore. The piece of wreckag destoryed. Horner and Goldsmith draw straws to decide who will give him mouth to mouth. Finally, Horner, pretending Danny is Goldsmith's daugter and using some leves to cover his lips, brings Elfman back to life. Goldsmith proceeds to whack him over the head o which Elfman replies, "Skipper"
posted 08-28-2001 02:16 PM PT (US)

Mark Olivarez Standard Userer	As Danny regains his senses and moves to the large coconut tree, Jerry suddenly realizes that something suspicious is going on. He looks at Horner and they both realize they are being watched by Elfamn, Elfman and this new Flfman character who has mysteriously been added to the mix..............
posted 08-28-2001 03:33 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	Flfman opens his mouth, and with a terrifying look in his eyes approaches Horner and Goldenthal, making a sound like "Flffflfffflffflfffffflfffllllfffllf"!!
posted 08-28-2001 04:10 PM PT (US)

Jeron Standard Userer	Jerry is left wondering what happened to his character, and why the hell his name is always interchanged with Elliot Goldenthal's.
posted 08-28-2001 07:10 PM PT (US)

Andr� Lux Standard Userer	The truth is that Elliot Gondenthal found a way to get to this island to tell Elfman to stop trying to be him on his new scores. But Elfman didn't liked it and splits himself in two more persons: Elfamn and Flfman, which kill Gondenthal and suck his brains out. Horner and Goldsmith run for their lives now.
posted 08-28-2001 07:44 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	But due to the wonders of self-replication (vastly accelerated by Goldenthal's brain juices), they are soon surrounded by dozens of Flfmen!! *FFFFFLFFFLLFLLFLLLFLFLFFFFLLLLFLFLLLF*
posted 08-28-2001 07:49 PM PT (US)

Andr� Lux Standard Userer	Horner and Goldsmith are surrounded by Donut's clones and soon will be killed and have their brains sucked by the Funfa-King. But sudenly, Horner take a ghaelic bag pipe out of his pocket and start to play some ghalic tunes. Goldsmith is fast enough to cover his ears, but the Donut's clones aren't and they all melt in agony!
posted 08-28-2001 08:02 PM PT (US)

Jeron Standard Userer	HAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I couldn't help but gleefully laugh out loud. That was great, Andre. Now, back to our regularly scheduled program... Jeron [Message edited by Jeron on 08-29-2001]
posted 08-29-2001 12:39 AM PT (US)

lars b Standard Userer	'If we survive this ordeal and get home safely, and they make a movie of our adventure here on the island, who should compose the music for it ?' Jerry asks.
posted 08-29-2001 03:41 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	"You", Horner says. "But of course, we'll put my name on it."
posted 08-29-2001 05:11 AM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer	"Let's make a boat" says Horner, "Wait we can't leave until we find the real Danny (all the Flman's eflman's look alike.)
posted 08-29-2001 05:54 AM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer	"Let's make a boat" says Horner, "Wait we can't leave until we find the real Danny (all the Flman's eflman's look alike.)
posted 08-29-2001 05:58 AM PT (US)

Timmer Standard Userer	"how can you tell" says the G, "theirs nought left but a strong smelling vapour"?! (Timmer, who is STILL laughing at Andre's last post )
posted 08-29-2001 06:21 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	Unfortunately, the vapour contains critical amounts of toxic elements that cause Flfitis. Already Goldsmith's eyes are wide open, and he begins whispering under his breath. fflflfflllflfffflflflflflllfll
posted 08-29-2001 06:38 AM PT (US)

justin boggan Standard Userer	Someone washes ashore. A women! She is quicky recognized by one of them as Shirley Walker. Each now plot secretly to populate the island with shirley.
posted 08-29-2001 12:28 PM PT (US)

Jeron Standard Userer	Shirley raises her hand and twitches her finger, shouting to the island her plans to eliminate Goldsmith, Horner, and Elfman so that she might get more work. She taps a button on her electronic bracelet and instantly transforms into "Robo-Shirley."
posted 08-29-2001 12:55 PM PT (US)

justin boggan Standard Userer	But she eventually comes to realize that that is the salt water thinking. She is only as human as the others... if you count Danny.
posted 08-29-2001 01:35 PM PT (US)

Dean Evans Standard Userer	Shirley turns to Goldsmith,"How about it, Goldie, you are more my age, let's make some fine music together" and begins to fondle his pony-tail.
posted 08-29-2001 02:10 PM PT (US)

HadrianD Standard Userer	Horner exclaimed: "Hag! Don't you dare take away my man" and try to wrestle Goldie from Shirley. Shirley drop kicked Horney, er Horner and gave Goldsmith a great big smooch!!!!
posted 08-29-2001 03:34 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Standard Userer	FFFFLLLFLFFLFLLLFFLFLLLFLLLLFLL, Goldsmith goes ever louder and louder. Just when Shirley begins to wonder if she should call him Goldsmifffflfl from now on, she notices that she herself is now making similar voices: iiiiiiyyjjiiiijjjyiij.
posted 08-29-2001 05:27 PM PT (US)

Andr� Lux Standard Userer	Sudenly, coming from the sky using a cheesy glider, director John Carpenter drop in the island just to grab Shirley Walker while shouts: "The fat lady is mine!!"
posted 08-29-2001 08:07 PM PT (US)

John Zimmer Standard Userer	However the jelous Horner punts a cleaverly placed football through the cheasy glider. Carpenter spirls to the ground and lands in a heap of... (nothing obscene please )
posted 08-29-2001 08:32 PM PT (US)

Timmer Standard Userer	Highly toxic funfa clone liquid...
posted 08-30-2001 04:22 AM PT (US)

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