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Topic: 2001....let me outta here...
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Timmer
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The Time Machine I just bought is crap and has already gone faulty....and I can't take it back for another 30 years 
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posted 01-01-2001 07:43 PM PT (US) ip
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Jeron
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JJ says milk is brown.
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posted 01-02-2001 11:20 AM PT (US) ip
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H Rocco
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2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY is where they got the idea for SURVIVOR, you know (the computer was progressively voting all the astronauts off the ship.)  I await HAL2000's contribution to this thread ... (not ALL milk is brown, Jeron ...?)
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posted 01-02-2001 11:53 AM PT (US) ip
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Marian Schedenig
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Maybe with his time machine intact, Timmer could travel to a future where there is no more brown milk...NP: The Boys from Brazil Complete (Jerry Goldsmith)
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posted 01-02-2001 01:17 PM PT (US) ip
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H Rocco
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I would NOT care to live in such a future!
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posted 01-02-2001 01:18 PM PT (US) ip
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Richard
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Rhyming can be fun...but sometimes serious.Can YOU rhyme in time and eat fine limes?
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posted 01-02-2001 05:53 PM PT (US) ip
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Timmer
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Brown milk?I'll see you later folks, I'm too busy trying not to run into my future self....I mean, what are the consequences?! Time loopholes, quantum dynamics...'sheeessh', where's Prof Hawkins when you need him? NP : Tam O'Shanter - Malcolm Arnold
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posted 01-02-2001 06:49 PM PT (US) ip
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Chris Kinsinger
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The Official Winter 2001 Edition of the Hammaker-Schlemmer catalogue featured a ray gun and a flying car.I ordered one of each. They arrived today (batteries not included). My neighbor Marie was standing on the street corner when the cigarette was blown right out of her mouth. She didn't have the first clue what happened (I'm a very good shot). She put another one in her mouth, and then the matchbook was blown out of her hand, falling in flames to the sidewalk. She looked all around her, yelled "Is that YOU, Adams?", and then rushed swiftly to her home.
Later I buzzed the local airport in my car, totally locking up any outgoing flights for at least an hour. I didn't mean for that to happen, but when the airport police began shooting at me, I had no choice except to keep circling until I could take out all of their pistols. OK, OK...one of them lost a couple of fingers. Well, EXCUUUUUUSE ME! I'm an American Citizen, I have NO criminal record, and I own a perfectly LEGAL flying car. Is that any reason to be taking shots at me? I'm not sure that everybody's ready for 2001...
NP: 2001: A Space Odyssey Alex North
[Message edited by Chris Kinsinger on 01-02-2001]
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posted 01-02-2001 08:26 PM PT (US) ip
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