so, while I need a job, I also feel like Old Man Job.

and yes, welcome to page 2...

I hear Shaun is seriously recruiting Male Dancers. E mail
him. Got rhythm? Don’t forget the extra bonus for calendar
posing.

All of you had better leave more than milk and cookies for Santa.
A fine bottle of wine and an OOP soundtrack should do the trick.

(Sorry PeterK, but I don't know what RMM is or means..duh!)

This year I'm leaving Santa a full-course dinner. Soup to nuts. And yes, a fine wine to boot.
I have a really big list...

rec.music.movies, wonderful place, where the sheer utterance of MovieMusic gets you flamed...

quote:

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Originally posted by Timmer:
Chris....is John's bruthuh.....Mom is Mom....???.....Chris & Mom are bro & sis...?

.....SO!....CHRIS and JOHN are MY ADOPTED UNCLE'S?!

Enlighten me?!

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Yes, Timmer: I am your father.

I AM your father.

Marian was only kidding. I mean...REALLY...how could anyone from Austria possibly have any effect upon your family tree?

Yes, Timmer.

I am Darth Vader.
And I am Anakin Skywalker (there, Wedge).

YOU are TIMMER SKYWALKER!

NP: Lion Of Judah Dave Bell

I'm certain that PeterK would enthusiastically support just such a thread! Why not get it going RIGHT NOW!!!

I'll be the very first poster, JJH!

Go on and get it started, JJH!

I'm right behind you!

11.) It is a very, very sweet thought, Mr. Claus - but could you NOT leave prosthetic digits in my stocking this year? The Lovely One was horrified, and my pretty kitty Tiger - thinking them to be exotic vermin of some sort - snarfed 'em down before I could even try them on. Luckily I was able to find Emergency Veterinary service for the poor thing on such a major holiday; doubly lucky that they let me pay in Gap Gift Certificates, and old Nintendo system, and $17 worth of Star Trek Postage Stamps.

12.) Stock in whatever company makes Maalox, for PeterK.

Thanks, man. We'll leave a light on for ya.

Deviating a moment away from the above “incesters,” please make sure
that brother Patrick is buying all my requested soundtracks, and let him
figure out how to order from PeterK. All on this Board need to learn how
to press PeterK’s order buttons. (Did I just earn some brownie points? )Free CD's??

Now the next gift I’d like you to give to son Marian way over in Austria.
Santa, you’ll have to nudge your helper Chris K. for help.

You see Marian, when I retired from the principalship, the local newspaper
arrived at school to do a story about my years in education. The story
even referred to me as “mom.” (l800 kids. That’s a record!)
Anyway, I didn’t see the reporter with his camera sneaking into our mixing
area where I was visiting with students. A big, tall athlete came up to me
and said, “Ms. Hue, are you chaperoning our dance tonight after the game?
If you are, how about SLAM DANCING with me?” Yeah right, I can still
hear all my bones snapping. I kind of screwed up my face, looked up at him, and
started the old “mom lecture.” Something like, “Isn’t that the tardy bell, dear?”
At that moment, the reporter snapped the picture. I sent this article to Chris.
He calls it my film noir snapshot. I call it mom-lecture-face.

So Santa, please have Chris scan that in this thread so that Marian won’t
have any more psychic traumas. (Unless my picture causes one.) Maybe I’ll
do a color one in the profile when I overcome my current inertia.

Thank you Santa AND brother Chris. You're welcome Marian. Hugs, Mom

NP Just a video

Nice photo, there was absolutely no need to be afraid of posting it (even I posted a photo of myself )

Dear Santa,
please put the real-life Paul Newman into one of Mommy Joan's stockings!
Thanks.