"Why, it's mine too," said Goldsmith.

"Same here," said Williams.

"Goes for me too," said Sean Connery. "I was actually whistling it during breaks in the filming of You Only Live Twice. Made everyone think I was hip."

Soon, everyone was agreeing, that this was their favorite Doors song. Even Mel Gibson, cowering over in a corner of the sound stage out of fear of getting ponytail lashed piped up and said he liked it too.

"Why, what an opportunity this is," said Horner. "We have all these choirs here...Jerry's, Basil's, the Ewoks, all these composers, even metal eating spiders. We should all sing this wonderful Jim Morrison composition together!"

Soon, a chorus of voices that dwarfed even Michael Jackson's "We Are the World" were singing "The End" by the Doors. And what a wonderful sound it was.

Meanwhile, in another part of the city, The Directors sat around a conference table in the bowels of an extinct volcano, plotting their next move. Spielberg surveyed all that he controlled (except Bill Gates) and said...

Spielberg opens up Channeling Dead People by Jim Carrey. He flips to a specific page and chants out the spell that he hopes will bring the essence of Kubrick into himself. Just then....

The resulting explosions destroys O'Donnel and her magazine, which no one really cares all that much about, and sends Heston into Canada, where he can find no way out. Speilberg, also fired into the air by the explosions, is flung to....

Spielberg landed next to them. "Veddy well, veddy well," said Alex. "Who's this, then, this globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil who makes children's movies?"

Just then, Stanley Kubrick stepped out from behind the camera and approached Spielberg. "Just ignore them," he said, "they're harmless. I hear you want to make one of my movies. Let's head over to the set for the War Room and talk about it. Oh, and mind the cream pie mess on the set over there."

Kubrick led the way, stopping only briefly to...

"Yes!" cried one of the Horners. "You remake it, and I'll write some old - er, I mean new - music for it! It'll sell trillions!!!!"

And the Ponytail Brothers begin to whip their ponytails around and around, coming closer and closer to DePalma and the Horners'. DePalma screamed in fright, much like most of the critics when they first viewed Mission:Impossible. The Horner's gurgled in fear, much like Prokofiev does whenever he's plagarized by Horners. They both began backing toward Alex and his Droogs.

Suddenly...

(Remember...Ford was only 12 years old!)

"Wait, the whole reason we were sent on this journey and eventually back in time is because this guy was burnt to a crisp and had his onions stolen by Danny Elfman..."

"Right..." Chris responds.

Williams continues. "...but Elfman just ran off when we arrived to attack that poor man and steal his onions."

"So..."

"So, it's the same Elfman!!!"

"Waitaminute..."

"Look, there would have to be two Elfmans there, since there's the Elfman from the past, and then the Elfman of the future!"

"Eh...so where did Elfman come in the first place?" Goldsmith comes foward and asks.

"What do you mean?"

"Well," Goldsmith begins. "That's the same Elfman that we took back in the past that attacked the guy. But what started this whole thing in the first place? It can't be Elfman since our traveling to the past caused him to go off and attack the guy. So what caused all of us to start going back in time in the first place?"

"Uh...er...but...Elfman..."

They all hold their heads in pain.

"Ow! Time travel makes my head hurt..." Williams whines.

"Well can't we stop it?" Chris asks.

"If we could, then wouldn't this loop have been over a long while ago?"

"But, how do we know how long this has been going on? It looks like it'll go for eternity..."

They all stand silent.

"Oh, screw this time travel paradox thing. Let's go bowling." Williams proclaims.

"Hey, I got this chainsaw arm thing, I have to use it for something." Goldsmith points out. "I can't let it go to waste...."

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Sorry for getting carried away there folks!

This statement is no sooner uttered, when the entire planet OBEYS its command!

Volcano eruptions commence around the globe...

Causing tidal waves and earthquakes all across the perimeter of the planet!

A MIRACLE has happened!

Glancing at my bedside table, I saw my onions sitting like Private Ryan on the SPR poster, with I, Richard, peering over them like Tom Hanks on the same poster.

I got out of bed and got dressed.

"I could have went bowling man. Dang it, if scoring movies only paid more." Goldsmith says to himself. He then sees Elfman stealing Rich's onions and setting him on fire. "Oh, I see the Elfman's stealing that guy's onions. And to think Rich would be able to get away with a cop-out ending like a dream."