Just kidding, Andre.

First off, while I use a nickname my identity really is not a tightly-guarded secret. There are those that know who I am here, and they will vouch for me that I am really, well, real. If one reads between the lines, it shouldn't be too difficult to determine who I am.

Secondly, this whole chivalry thing. I really dig it. I mean, women have to bear the children--to carry them for nine months and then go through intense pain to deliver.

The least that we men can do is hold the doors open, etc. to show women that we appreciate them for all that they are and all that they do.

And I would like to offer an unconditional apology to any upset I may have caused by doing this.

This is Bent Bob, signing off.

Like I said, you can email me privately if you wish.

PeterK

AND, don't you know that many men consider the fact that women bear children to be the ultimate insult?

Hehehe...

Now none of the above means that I will ever remove the sign by
my doorbell that is a woman carved from wood who is saying, “I
have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?” I am no longer
bothered by religious groups peddling their churches door to door.
Nor have I removed my bumper sticker, “Princess, having had sufficient
experience with princes, seeks frog.”

If God ever decides to change things a little, I wouldn’t mind it
if men would carry and birth every other child. Talk about your
answer to population control. Bye, Doan Hue

NP Dances With Wolves

[This message has been edited by joan hue (edited 19 July 2000).]

Speaker of the House Denny Hastert.

Dhris Hinsinger

Your comment about the sign on your door reminds me of a recent court case here in England.

A charity-worker called at someone’s house to ask for a donation and was mauled by the occupant’s dog after he rattled his collection box.

The charity-worker decided to sue the owners of the dog for owning a dangerous animal.

The owner’s of the dog pointed to the fact that there was a big sign on the gate saying “Beware of the Dog”. However, the charity-worker’s attorney rounded “so you admit to owning a dangerous animal”.

The judge found favour with the mauled charity-worker, and since that time signs on many garden gates and porch doors have been removed for fear of ‘admitting liability’.

Just think Joan, some guy, having shot himself in the arm, might get hold of an attorney and claim that you fired the bullet, pointing to the sign on your door as ‘evidence’.

KEEP HONKING...I'M RELOADING!

Enough joking.

Are you DANIEL2???

P.S.
O.K.Peter K.
You can erase all my alias but don't erase
Marcelo Ferreyra

It's...DAN HEDAYA!!!

BULLDOG IS DAN HEDAYA!!!

Isn't this a nice contrast to the cynicism concerning other boarders' identities/lack thereof, etc?

Well, guy, it looks like my cover is blown. I appreciate you asking before spilling the can of worms. (And that's NOT sarcasm if anyone out there thinks it is. I really do appreciate allowing me to keep my hold on my identity this far.)

I still want to know how I am supposed to know you, and how (exactly) you know who I am from my alias. Maybe we can make a trade. I let you reveal me, and you just answer those questions honestly.

Sorry!