*flap*

"Review this thread and you will perhaps notice that YOU are the one to try and change this fun-filled thread into another of your ridiculous turf wars"
-you're obviously of little experience both here and at the fsm board, so i'll go easy on ya and simply point out that as one of the two original "dudos de todd" (TM, patent pending), i helped establish that there is no essential contradiction between fun-filled threads and ridiculous turf wars meanwhile, maybe You're the one who oughta review this thread, so that as a result you'll see that while i'm always happy to oblige when someone wants to escalate a teensy snit into a full-blown flamewar, i never Initiate skirmishes.

"Get over yourself Jean"
-not in This life, babycakes; btw, what kinda obsessed stalker-intelligence-gathering have You been engagin' in to ascertain & reveal my "real world" first name here, anyway? you tryin' to provoke me into turnin' the tables on ya and posting your home address, wife's maiden name and credit card info? so sorry to not take that bait, but i'm afraid doing so'd be waaay too heavy-handed for moi. i'll leave such inelegant thrusts & parries to the likes of y'all, who apparently wouldn't know style if it bit 'im in the azzzz (which, btw, it jest did )

(By the way, is your nickname a shortened form of "Albert," or are you impersonating a popular brand of steak sauce?)