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HAL 2000
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Well, here are the nominees for that other Award, The RAZZIE. The annual celebration of the worst in film. As you can see SW1: The Phantom Menace leads the nominations. Let's think back to last summer now. Was is a winner in your book or a Razzie? Cast your vote here.For the record... while it wasn't quite the homecoming I was hoping for I wouldn't call it a Razzie. The worst movies I saw last year are a toss-up between Entrapment and Wild, Wild West.
WORST PICTURE
Big Daddy
The Blair Witch Project
The Haunting
Star Wars: Episode 1 — The Phantom Menace
Wild Wild WestWORST ACTOR
Kevin Costner, For Love of the Game and Message in a Bottle
Kevin Kline, Wild Wild West
Adam Sandler, Big Daddy
Arnold Schwarzenegger, End of Days
Robin Williams, Bicentennial Man and Jakob the LiarWORST ACTRESS
Heather Donahue, The Blair Witch Project
Melanie Griffith, Crazy in Alabama
Milla Jovovich, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
Sharon Stone, Gloria
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Entrapment and The HauntingWORST SCREEN COUPLE
Pierce Brosnan and Denise Richards, The World Is Not Enough
Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones, Entrapment
Kevin Kline and Will Smith, Wild Wild West
Jake Lloyd and Natalie Portman, Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace
Lili Taylor and Catherine Zeta-Jones, The HauntingWORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Sofia Coppola, Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace
Salma Hayek, Dogma and Wild Wild West
Kevin Kline (as a prostitute), Wild Wild West
Juliette Lewis, The Other Sister
Denise Richards, The World Is Not EnoughWORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Jar-Jar Binks (voiced by Ahmed Best), Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace
Kenneth Branagh, Wild Wild West
Gabriel Byrne, End of Days and Stigmata
Jake Lloyd, Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace
Rob Schneider, Big DaddyWORST DIRECTOR
Jan De Bont, The Haunting
Dennis Dugan, Big Daddy
Peter Hyams, End of Days
George Lucas, Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace
Barry Sonnenfeld, Wild Wild WestWORST SCREENPLAY
Big Daddy, by Steve Franks, Tim Herlihy, and Adam Sandler
The Haunting, by David Self
The Mod Squad, by Stephen Kay, Scott Silver, and Kate Lanier
Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace, by George Lucas
Wild Wild West, by Jim Thomas, John Thomas, S.S. Wilson, and Brent MaddockWORST ACTOR OF THE CENTURY
Kevin Costner, The Postman, Robin Hood, Waterworld, Wyatt Earp, etc.
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Graffiti Bridge, Under the Cherry Moon, etc.
William Shatner, Star Trek movies
Pauly Shore, Bio-Dome, Jury Duty, Encino Man, etc.
Sylvester Stallone, for "99.5 percent of everything he's ever done"WORST ACTRESS OF THE CENTURY
Elizabeth Berkley, Showgirls
Bo Derek, Bolero, Ghosts Can't Do It, Tarzan the Ape-Man, etc.
Madonna, Body of Evidence, Shanghai Surprise, Who's That Girl? etc.
Brooke Shields, Blue Lagoon, Sahara, Speed Zone, etc.
Pia Zadora, Attack of the Rock 'n' Roll Aliens, Butterfly, Fake Out, Lonely LadyWORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn! (five 1998 Razzies)
Hudson Hawk (three 1991 Razzies)
The Postman (five 1997 Razzies)
Showgirls (seven 1995 Razzies)
Striptease (six 1996 Razzies)WORST NEW STAR OF THE DECADE
Elizabeth Berkley, Showgirls
Jar-Jar Binks (voice of Ahmed Best), Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace
Sofia Coppola, Godfather III, Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace
Dennis Rodman, Double Team, Simon Sez
Pauly Shore, Bio-Dome, Encino Man, Jury Duty, etc.[This message has been edited by HAL 2000 (edited 17 February 2000).]
posted 02-17-2000 07:07 AM PT (US) 
dantoris

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Here're my votes:WORST PICTURE
"The Phantom Menace"
"Entrapment"
"The Thomas Crown Affair"
"The World Is Not Enough"
"Wild Wild West"WORST ACTOR
the entire "Phantom Menace" cast
Adam Sandler (duh - as usual!)WORST ACTRESS
Catherine Zeta-Jones (a rock has more talent and beauty than her!)
Denise RichardsWORST SCREEN COUPLE
Sean Connery and Catherine (mis-cast) Zeta-JonesWORST DIRECTOR
George Lucas (poor old George has sold his once-glorious vision for cold hard cash!! NO!!!!)
Barry Sonnenfeld (like he's ever made a good movie to begin with)WORST SCREENPLAY
"The Phantom Menace"WORST ACTOR OF THE CENTURY
Pauly Shore (if you can call him an actor)
Will SmithWORST ACTRESS OF THE CENTURY
Madonna
Sharon Stone
Natalie PortmanWORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE
"Independence Day"
"Amistad"
"Wild Wild West"
"Goodfellas"
"Casino"
"Men In Black"posted 02-17-2000 05:31 PM PT (US) 
Dr.Evil

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Dantoris! Bad guy!!!
Obvious that you hate Phantom Menace, and I love it, but Cat Zeta Jones not a beauty?Let's make a deal: you stay with that rock, and me (if Michael Douglas let me) with Zeta!!

posted 02-17-2000 06:08 PM PT (US) 
Pliskinn
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Entrapment....yum yum!!Good score as well!!
Pliskinn
posted 02-17-2000 06:16 PM PT (US) 
dantoris

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Me stay with what "rock?"I don't mean to offend anyone by saying Zeta-Jones is not a beauty, but I like women who have figures and are easy on the eyes.
NP: BROKEN ARROW ***/*****
posted 02-17-2000 06:39 PM PT (US) 
robin4

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How is she NOT easy on the eyes?
posted 02-17-2000 06:42 PM PT (US) 
DjC

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What, Casino as a bad movie?!? No way, Casino was awesome. One of the best of that year, how dare u dantoris, shame on your soul...
posted 02-17-2000 07:19 PM PT (US) 
Tom Scofield
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Shame on his soul? That's just a little extreme for a subjective opinion isn't it guys?
posted 02-17-2000 08:28 PM PT (US) 
dantoris

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Thank you, Tom. I'm not saying everybody should agree with my opinions. Can you imagine how boring a world this would be if EVERYBODY had the exact same opinions?DjC - Sorry about bashing CASINO, but I thought it was just a total load of crap and a pathetic excuse for a movie. I mean, how many times can we see DeNiro play the exact same damn character over and over and over and over, see someone keep beat up with a bat or pipe or whatever it was, and see someone's head in a vise (unless it's a Stooge)? Nice to see Joe Bob Briggs in another feature film, though.
robin4 - She's just got this face that makes me cringe whenever I see it, especially when she smiles. YIKES!! But, on the bright side, I didn't always find her unattractive. When I first saw THE PHANTOM, I thought she was absolutely beautiful, but now that she's a little older, I cringe everytime I see her.
"Opinions are like a**holes. Everybody's got one." - John "The Master of Horror" Carpenter
(Did I just invite a whole new debate?)
NP: STAR WARS - SHADOWS OF THE EMPIRE ****/*****
posted 02-17-2000 09:52 PM PT (US) 
Jeron

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I'm still trying to get over the Zeta-Jones comment... she is definitely easy on the eyes... unless, well - you like looking at guys or something. =PJeron
posted 02-17-2000 11:12 PM PT (US) 
dantoris

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No, I don't like looking at guys. (I'm hoping that was a joke, Jeron). I just don't find her attractive. I don't. Don't, and probably never will. i used, but not anymore. Sorry.NP: CON AIR ***/*****
posted 02-17-2000 11:43 PM PT (US) 
Cole

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JERON!!!
posted 02-17-2000 11:52 PM PT (US) 
Dave

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Movie music anyone
dave
NP : Jurrasic Park
PS Zeta-Jones is WAY hot
posted 02-18-2000 12:36 AM PT (US) 
SBD
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dantoris, forgive me for reopening an old wound and throwing an open salt shaker into it, but Catherine Zeta-Jones is talented and gorgeous. But you say she's not.To this I reply bite your tongue...right off!
She was just dealt a lousy hand last year in terms of movies and relationships...but that's another story.
NP - Cutthroat Island *****/*****
posted 02-18-2000 05:53 AM PT (US) 
HAL 2000
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Phantom Menace. Bad or good. REMEMBER?
posted 02-18-2000 06:18 AM PT (US) 
Pete M

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Worst Actress of the Century - Natalie Portman? Are you mad? Have you seen Leon?
np The Saintposted 02-18-2000 07:19 AM PT (US) 
Will

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Like Dave said, let's just stick to movie music because this is going way off topic.
posted 02-18-2000 07:37 AM PT (US) 
Scott

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Hahahahaha...Jeron, I can't believe you actually said that! Hhahahaha
Phantom Menace, defentely good.Scott
NP: A Midsummer Night's Dream (Felix Mendelsshohn Bartholdy)
posted 02-18-2000 08:22 AM PT (US) 
SBD
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I agree with Dave and Will that this thread is going WAY off-topic. The last thing I'd want is this thread to turn into "10 Women You'd Want to Be Stranded on an Island With".In addition to what I said earlier, what do you mean a little older? She's only 30!!
And you should really lay off of poor Denise Richards. It's not like she killed the Bond franchise...did she?
posted 02-18-2000 08:42 AM PT (US) 
dantoris

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I'm hoping this is my last reply to the topic, as I, too, would like to get back to movie music.SBD - TALENTED!! Have you seen THE HAUNTING and ENTRAPMENT? Enough said. And I have nothing against Denise Richards. I just think she's a terrible actress, but that doesn't mean I don't like her. Or, should say, that doesn't mean I don't like LOOKING at her.
Peter M - Yes, I have seen THE PROFESSIONAL (aka LEON), and I absolutely love it. I simply mentioned her because, unfortunately, the movie she'll now always be remembered for is THE PHANTOM MENACE, and she was absolutely terrible in it. Well, that and the fact that she's got a rather good-sized ego.

NP:GALAXY QUEST *****/*****
[This message has been edited by dantoris (edited 18 February 2000).]
posted 02-18-2000 10:03 AM PT (US) 
mlw
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Casino was Scorsese's Kubrick movie. Follows the scrutinising detached 2001 trajectory, even references it with the Strauss piece for De Niro's talk show stint. Even has the getting-clubbed-to-death-by-apes scene. A damn good comedic mob flic. But I only saw it once.Amistad was one of the great films of the decade. The most exact and deeply committed refutation of D.W. Griffith's Birth of a Nation that there is. I can understand not liking something if it doesn't match up with personal interests, but sometimes claiming a complex piece of work is just unworthy is like claiming Bruce Lee couldn't whup ass.
posted 02-18-2000 10:20 AM PT (US) 
HAL 2000
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MLWare, is that You?
posted 02-18-2000 12:23 PM PT (US) 
SBD
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What say we just call the whole thing off, ignore this thread and get back to film music. By that I mean we don't respond to it
anymore.
posted 02-19-2000 04:07 PM PT (US) Old Infopop Software by UBB
