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Wedge Oscar® Winner	COLLEGE WOES: I'b got college woes Them brain-breaking college woes Time-shiftin' nightmares! An' I doan know how You people get by (got by) Cuz dey's jest nightmares! <simulated bow> Thank you. Thank you very much. Please, please, no encore.
posted 07-20-2000 06:38 AM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	Awww, get OFF it, Wedge! If you cannot hack college You'll NEVER make it! The REAL WORLD comes next... College is just a warm-up. Ya' gotta get tough! You can do it Wedge! Just grit your teeth and shout "YES!" Then all will be well. You will feel better. It's a fact that shouting "YES!" Makes you feel quite good. Much better than "NO!" Which is known to strike horror In the hearts of men! Did you get all that? Smile and shout "Yes!", and not "No!" ...and go take a nap. Then when you're awake, You'll have forgotten it all! And you will feel great!
posted 07-25-2000 07:09 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	But if I shout "YES!", I cannot hear the nice score That I'm just playing! What score, you do ask? Written by Poledouris: "Farewell to the King".
posted 07-26-2000 09:14 AM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	GOOD TASTE, Marian! An excellent score indeed! Just one minor point: You can still shout "YES!" While enjoying Basil's score. I know. I've done it.
posted 07-26-2000 07:56 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	D'you always do this? Shouting "YES!" while listening To film score CDs? If you really do, Then what does Bonita think? Doesn't this shock her?
posted 07-27-2000 07:59 AM PT (US)

H Rocco Oscar® Winner	Shocking Bonita? I thought her unshockable! She's married to Chris.
posted 07-30-2000 04:43 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	Good point, your H'ness! But maybe we did shock Chris; No reply from him.
posted 07-30-2000 06:27 AM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	Rocco has a point. I won't tell you where it's at. He is correct, though. My wife Bonita Is fairly unflappable. I'm thankful for that. Were she otherwise, She'd have run away from me In '73!
posted 07-30-2000 02:55 PM PT (US)

H Rocco Oscar® Winner	In '73 did you two see PAPILLON? Like, you know, a date? When did you guys meet? It came out in December. I know she's a fan.
posted 07-30-2000 04:25 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	Our very first date We went to see Paper Moon! Great Bogdanovich! Second date, not good... The very last Apes movie. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! PA-TOO! Day Of The Dolphin, And Papillon came later. Then we were engaged.
posted 08-01-2000 07:45 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	It's late already, Too tired to haiku now. Maybe tomorrow.
posted 08-01-2000 06:19 PM PT (US)

Boris Oscar® Winner	Wedge hasn't been here Since July the 20th! What's UP with that guy?
posted 08-02-2000 08:13 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	It's Wedge's Birthday! The Anniversary of Wedge's Arrival! I wonder if he'll Visit his own Haiku thread On this special day? He darn well BETTER! If he doesn't...he'll get his! I'll think of something!
posted 08-03-2000 01:32 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	Happy Birthday, Wedge! Celebrate it with Haiku, You will enjoy it!
posted 08-03-2000 03:05 PM PT (US)

Wedge Oscar® Winner	Happy Birthday to Me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to We-edge! Happy Birth- Day to me! How o-old am I? How o-old am I? Betcha WISH I Would tell you! Yeah, in a pig's Eye! (And many moooooooooooore!)
posted 08-03-2000 08:45 PM PT (US)

Wedge Oscar® Winner	Boris: in answer To your question, this Haiku Paradise has been Sullied with talk of Guh-guhluh-glur ... g-g-glor GOOD GOD! Must you ASK?!?!?
posted 08-03-2000 08:49 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	"Glory", Wedge! "Glory"! WHY does that stick in your throat? It's your BIRTHDAY, man!
posted 08-03-2000 09:01 PM PT (US)

Wedge Oscar® Winner	Do not worry, Chris I know there are worse CDs ... like "The Perfect Snore"
posted 08-03-2000 09:19 PM PT (US)

Boris Oscar® Winner	Well now... FINALLY! The Birthday Boy graces us With his great presence! Speak to us, oh Wedge! We have been WAITING for you! We are impatient! This is YOUR own thread, And you have neglected it! You should be ashamed. Respect for Haiku DEMANDS Discipline, Practice AND YOUR ATTENTION! Get with it, young Wedge; OR get yourself OUT OF HERE! RESPECT YOUR HAIKU!
posted 08-03-2000 09:34 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	Boris, you're all wrong! Wedge may be incompetent, BUT he's very nice! Sure...he is a wimp. BUT he's a very nice wimp; We all love him so! You judge him harshly. The rest of us all LOVE him! Boris...GO AWAY!
posted 08-03-2000 09:43 PM PT (US)

Wedge Oscar® Winner	I assure you, B Haiku I've not neglected Not in the slightest Despite my "real life" I devote EV'RY SECOND That I can afford! It isn't easy STAMINA, not WIMPINESS! As some will suggest Them's fightin' words, Chris! You big marshmallow-man you! Hold me back, Rocco!
posted 08-03-2000 10:12 PM PT (US)

H Rocco Oscar® Winner	I don't think I would! You know I love violence! Try holding ME back!
posted 08-03-2000 11:21 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	Now that it's over, I hope you had a really GLORIOUS birthday!
posted 08-04-2000 04:00 AM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	Wedge! Rocco! Buddies! Ya' wanna fight ME? OK! Guns or knives, fellas? Take THAT, Rocco! WHAM! "Marshmallow Man", eh, Wedge? CRACK! There...that should do it. Awww...just look at 'em. Lyin' there on the cement. They look so peaceful...
posted 08-09-2000 01:56 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	It is allright, Chris. Remember, we're all friends here. Calm down, don't hit ev-
posted 08-09-2000 03:40 PM PT (US)

Boris Oscar® Winner	I'm here to help, Chris! Take THAT Marian, you twit! SMACK!WACKA-WACKA-DING-DONG! Uh...Chris ol' buddy... I just knocked out Marian. Was that a goof-up?
posted 08-09-2000 07:30 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	Boris, YOU NUMBSKULL! Get back down to the Dungeon! This is terrible! Rocco! Marian! Wedge! All of you...WAKE UP, GUYS! C'mon! PLEEZE get up!
posted 08-09-2000 08:18 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	Wha- Err... What happened? How comes I am lying here On message board's floor?
posted 08-10-2000 09:41 AM PT (US)

Wedge Oscar® Winner	Wha ... wha ... what happened? Chris? Is that you? Oh man, Chris -- I had the WORST DREAM! We had a big fight! And opened competing threads Ugh! What a nightmare! Say, is that Rocco? What's he doing on the floor With two blackened eyes?
posted 08-10-2000 10:08 AM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	Only kidding, guys! You know I wouldn't hit you! Maybe with a pie!
posted 08-10-2000 12:03 PM PT (US)

Kevin Oscar® Winner	(I've never tried this, so here goes the first attempt. Sorry if it sucks) A pie in the face Is much better than a pie In another place!
posted 08-10-2000 01:32 PM PT (US)

H Rocco Oscar® Winner	Tomorrow I move! I'm going to Florida! These black eyes sure hurt.
posted 08-10-2000 01:42 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	EXCELLENT Kevin! A perfect First Try Haiku! Very good indeed! Rocco, ol' buddy... How long will you be away From the message board?
posted 08-10-2000 04:20 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	Good luck, your H'ness. Come back soon to our boards! Great, Kevin! Perfect!
posted 08-10-2000 05:24 PM PT (US)

H Rocco Oscar® Winner	I won't be gone long. Not so long as the last time. A couple of weeks?
posted 08-10-2000 05:40 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	NO DAMN WAY, ROCCO! We NEED you here ALL THE TIME! Your plan will not work! At least NOT FOR US! There MUST be a way for you To make some CONTACTS... ...while you're on the road! WE NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU, MAN!!! You can't just VANISH!
posted 08-10-2000 09:00 PM PT (US)

H Rocco Oscar® Winner	I'm not on the road. I'm leaving on a jet plane! I'll be back quite soon.
posted 08-10-2000 09:10 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Oscar® Winner	We LOVE you, Rocco! We do not want you to leave... Even for a week!
posted 08-10-2000 09:19 PM PT (US)

Kevin Oscar® Winner	But leaving New York And heading for warmer climes Might be the ticket! The cold of New York Will be replaced by the hot Humid Florida! Please take precautions And plan to use lots of fans Old people live there!
posted 08-11-2000 08:04 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Oscar® Winner	All right, dear Rocco, We do count on your being Back A.S.A.P.! Neither this board here Would be the same without you, Nor the other one.
posted 08-11-2000 11:53 AM PT (US)

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